The Disorganized Organization of Organized Deadpools Society (Or D.O.O.D.S)

I want do break the 5th wall because it ensures victory, but deadbush is the only one whom can do it, i could very well do so, but i have no idea what the fith wall is

 

DeadBush created it, thus he is the only one who can break it.

 

Besides, only he knows what lies beyond it.

 

Naw, it's just that he broke it, and since nobody else can find it, it hasn't been repaired. Can't break something already broken.

 

What a draaaaaaag, anyone know what this is (holds up 3 large eggs)

Edit: for anyone,(my rep seems to be back to norm now...) I have a job that wassent finshed, pm me for detales

 

If that's the case, then who's repairing the 4th wall?

 

Monkeys. Ninja monkeys.

 

Precisely. They're the only living creatures with knowledge of how to repair the 4th wall. Not even us Deadpools know how to repair it. We only know how to break it.

 

Is it safe to assume that Deadbush trained them?

 

No, I built the 4th wall, i taught them, the forth wall is made of all my favorite things

 

Not entirely true. The things you deem as your "favorites" are actually my favorites. You see, inside each of your spandex are small needle-like devices that link up to your brain, making you exactly like me, the real Deadpool. Unfortunately, it also gave you my memories.

Here is what you should have said:

Alright, now that we've got that minor piece of information out of the way, who wants tacos?

 

Yeah, but here's the thing; my costume's actually made out of leather. As the first one to join, I was here before the uniform was being handed out, so I made do with what I got.

 

That was done purposely. 'Cuz your mah bro.

 

Assumed as much. I'd be on your side, controlled or not, so it only makes sense.
I'll tell you though, leather is hard to move around in until it softens.

 

I hear it is. Shoulda went with Cloth or somethin'.
Here's the thing about my suit: It's not a suit. What you see is my skin. I've walking around naked during this entire operation.

 

Knew i should've gotten that camera

 

Never said I stopped going commando, buddeh. If you want the camera, go get it.

 

OMG, this whole plot was conducted by Cathulu!

Quick! Run for your lives and for all Deadpool's sakes save the Chimechangas!


That or I was pain crazy to begin with so having my genetic DNA rewritten was only an improvement.

 

Oh. Sweet.

 

The funny thing, your suit didn't fit me so i made my own, so ha ha ha