The Disorganized Organization of Organized Deadpools Society (Or D.O.O.D.S)

Discussion in 'Forum Families' started by Lite, Feb 17, 2012.

  1. Lite The Future

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    HOLY F-

    I mean, Good luck, RienPool! May your murdering be quick and easy!
     
  2. Beucefilous Kingdom Keeper

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    To hell with quick and easy! Can you remember the last time we had a job? I'm gonna drag this out as long as possible so it looks like we're still active!
     
  3. Lite The Future

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    Good plan. Remember, the key to slowness is to pull the trigger as slow as possible. Granted, the bullet will still come out as fast a bullet, but at least it'll add a few seconds to your time.
     
  4. Beucefilous Kingdom Keeper

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    ....What about shooting non-vitals first? Or giving them the heads up so it turns into a manhunt?
     
  5. NemesisPrime Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Damn, I need a job! I'm going nuts here! Well I was ALREADY nuts to begin with but I'm losing it!

    Ow! Damn squirrels! I wasn't being LITERAL!

    *Draws guns*

    Dance squirrels dance!
     
  6. Lite The Future

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    That works also.
     
  7. Beucefilous Kingdom Keeper

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    Ah i already shot 'em...
     
  8. Lite The Future

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    Pics or it didn't happen.
     
  9. Beucefilous Kingdom Keeper

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    Ah, right. of course.
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  10. Lite The Future

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    The client isn't online.
     
  12. Lite The Future

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    M'kay, then when the client comes online (and if they neglect to pay with within a half an hour or so) be sure to remind them.
     
  13. Pinekaboo Chaser

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    ...you killed this Darkpool's twin.
    If you weren't a fellow Deadpool... >:c
     
  14. Lite The Future

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    Cool it, DarkPool. They don't stay dead. Here on KH-Vids, death is only an illness that goes away after a while. Kind of like the cold. Your twin will live again.
     
  15. Pinekaboo Chaser

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    But now I have to clean her clothes and everything. It's not like she can do it; she's dead!
     
  16. Lite The Future

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    She'll be alive by tomorrow, then she can clean her clothes off and be all clean and not bloody.
     
  17. Pinekaboo Chaser

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    I'm not having her wake up covered in her own blood, that's creepy. And lazy of me. No, I'm obligated to at least make sure she has clean clothes to revive into.
     
  18. Lite The Future

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    Well, if that's how ya feel, by all means, go strip her naked and clean her clothes with the possibility that she'll revive and find herself in the nude and then find you in her house, cleaning her clothes. Let's see how creepy it is then.

    Too much?
     
  19. Pinekaboo Chaser

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    We're twins, silly, nudity means nothing to us. All I'm doing is being a lovely brother and doing her laundry.
     
  20. Lite The Future

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    You got me there. Alright, go ahead. Just make it quick, you never know when we'll get hired. /emptyhope