The Day That Never Was

There might be a two..I dunno...Its a one shot for nowz

One day that never was, Marluxia went to his room that never was in the castle that never was.
While he was watering his plant that never was there was a knock at his door that never was, and Axel walked in.
"Hey, Marluxia. Do you want to go to the Theme Park That Never Was?" he asked.
"Ok, let's go." He replied.
On their way to the Theme Park That Never Was, they passed a statue of Xemnas that never was, a fountain that never was, and a flower that never was which Marluxia stopped to admire.
They also came by Roxas, who was standing by a gate that never was.
"Why are you staring at that gate that never was?" asked Axel.
"I don't know." He replied, not looking at them.
They slowly backed away.
When they finally got to the Theme Park That Never Was, they saw Demyx and Zexion.
"What are you guys doing here?" asked Marluxia.
"We're going to the Theme Park That Never Was." Said Zexion.
"Duh." Added Demyx.
"Let's go together then."
"'Kay."
They entered the Theme Park That Never Was, and headed for the Roller Coaster That Never Was. They got into a cart that never was, and went around the track that never was a few times.
When they got off the Roller Coaster That Never Was, they decided to get some Fairy Floss That Never Was.
"Sorry, the fairy floss never was in the first place, so naturally there's none left." The stall clerk who never was told them.
Axel proceeded to burn down the Fairy Floss Stand That Never Was.

On their way back from the Theme Park That Never Was, they encountered Roxas again. He was still staring at the gate that never was.
Axel and Demyx grabbed him by the arms, and dragged him along with them.
"Take me back to the gate that never was! I wanna go back to the gate that never was!" he yelled at them.
Then Xemnas appeared, but they ignored him. He got angry, and started chasing them with his Light Sabers That Never Were.
They all ran back to the castle that never was, and barricaded themselves in Axel's room.

And so ended the day that never was.

 

This was funny!
This was the first comment that really never was

 

No necrobumping threads this old, please.

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