The Dark Knights : The Dark Knights

Statin' the obvious

 

I say we either take over the forums again... which would bolster our ranks.

Or we start selecting people being flamed, and defending them blindly... I don't know... I'm bored...

 

I say both.

 

I say we best wait for a time when we are all on... espeially absol... since she is the one who sends out invites...

 

Why do we have to get more people in?

 

ICSP, you're the one that really recruits them...

When you do, tell me and I'll invite them. ಠ‿ಠ

 

Well... ok... I tried to recruit several people... they denied me...

¥_¥

 

That's their loss. B|

 

Who did you try to recruit? I wanna know...

 

No, you're doing it wrong.

Consider joining up to this group like marriage. Quite often the couple just feel too awkward to tie the knot. That's when the family comes in. They see that the couple love each other, but can't pop the question. Thus, the family solves the problem with a shotgun. They point it at the couple, and force them to marry. Sure, the couple may resent it at first, but they will grow into it.

Another analogy is in The Vampire Chronicles. ****spoiler****
David resists the Dark Gift at first, but then Lestat forces it upon him. David resists, but afterwards acknowledges that he actually did want it, but could not make the choice to accept it.
****end spoiler****

So pretty much, we have to invite them, then hold their usernotes, their usermessages and their Recent Posts to ransom. If they refuse, we let Absol at their usernotes and messages, while the rest of us reply to all their recent posts. Eventually they will tire of the harassment and stalking, so they will give in and join.

 

*puts the shotgun away* So I don't get to use this?

 

Sure you do. Just in a metaphorical way. Really, that shotgun is your ability to post. Best not to throw that away!

 

Harassment and stalking?

Sounds fun 8D

 

I don't think harrasment is the route we want to officially take... unofficially is another story...

But all seriousness... I like the fact that we a currently an all volunteer army.

Also, I do suggest we all band together tightly, and back each other up. All those Dark Knights who refuse the battle call to defend our Kingdom will be executed via Fell Sword...

Ok... thats a law to be passed by the Dark Knight Shinigami King! Anyone oppose?

*Places hand on the Death Bringer*

 

*summons multiple weapons and makes them float* I'm ready! Just bring it on!

 

*Pokes with Death Bringer*

Doink...

*Points above you*

Whats that number above your head... and why is is counting down so fast? Its at 3 right now...

 

*activates Deathproof*

 

And the people will volunteer. It is just that we will give them a prompt or two.

 

*Activates Gameshark*

Where is your god now?

 

In here. *activates ARMAX*