The Cursed Organization

Xaldin's jaw dropped in horror. Suddenly, he blurted, "I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!!!!! It wasn't ME who completely destroyed your flower garden just out of spite!!! It wasn't me who savagely chopped down your little, helpless vines with my lances! I didn't go get an electronic hedge clipper and completely MOW DOWN every bush that might even be mistaken for colorful and\or pretty! And, OF COURSE, I didn't go buy the best super-soaker available, fill it with herbacide, and drown the whole place in it so that you wouldn't be able to grow the stupid things back! Nope, not me!"

Silence.

"WellseeyaMarly,Igottagonow!" Xaldin said quickly. "Yep! I gotta go to the big... Exciting... Uh... Thing about... Um... Stuff. B-BYE!!!"

He portalled off before you had a chance to blink.

 

XALDIN DID THAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! He thought

"WHATTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Marluxias Jaw was dropped in anger

He suddenly got so mad he screamed out the whole castle for everyone to hear

"XALDIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

OOC: No problem! I'll let you be Saiix!!

 

Xaldin arrived at a train station, looking around, suspitiously. (SP?) I gotta leave town... he thought, trembling a little. At least until Mar-Mar calms down a little... Let's see... a plan. Gotta think of a plan. Okay, I leave town. Find a cheap, but comfortable place to live in. Go under a fake name... Hmm.... Xal D.N. Yeah, that's good... Grow a beard, and then shave it off. And live happily ever after! No wait... How am I supposed to--

"NEXT!" shouted the guy behind the booth.
Okay... hear we go... Xaldin thought, gulping. He held up his munny as he approached. "Um... One way trip for... Huh...?" He stared at the man.

The man blinked and leaned into the microphone. "Could you speak up, sir? I can't hear you."

Xaldin didn't hear him. He was staring at his face. A snicker. "Heh... What the hell is THAT?" he asked, pointing to the man's face. Right below the poor guy's nose was a huge, brown, mole. Xaldin snickered into his hand. "It looks like a big ol' hairy BOOGER or something...!"

The man's cheeks flamed. He was appalled that someone could be so openly rude. "A-HEM... As I was saying... What was your destination again, sir?"
"Wait, wait, wait.... I got one." Xaldin said, grinning and raising his hands. "You are SO ugly, that, when you were growin' up, your momma had to feed you with a sling shot!" He started cracking up.
The man ground his teeth together.
"Sir... If you could PLEASE tell me your destination I'd be happy to--"
"Wait, wait, wait! I gottanother one!" Xalding shouted. "This one's a CLASSIC! Okay... You are SOOO ugly that when you were born, the docter slapped your MOMMA insted of your butt!"
"Sir--"
"Or was it he slapped your FACE mistaking it as your butt...?" Xaldin wondered aloud.

The man snapped. "THAT'S IT!!!!!!" He slammed his hands on the counter and roared, "LEAVE, NOOOOOOW!!!!!!"

Xaldin gasped. Damn it, I did it again! "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I-I just--"
"NEVER in my life have I encountered one as rude as you, sir. NEVER! and I've been to high school!" the man growled. "Leave this instant! You can get your stupid ticket ELSEWHERE!"
"I promise, I won't--"
"LEAVE!!!!!!"
"But--"
"SECURITY!!!!!"

"Okay, okay, I'm going!" Xaldin shouted, holding his hands up. He looked back at the man, and sighed. But... uh... First I have to get Zexion to lift the curse...

 

Vexen looked to Xemnas having a moment of anger sweep through him "I AM NOT A FOX!" It had come out a bit louder then intended and he found himself waving his arms, "I'm not a fox, I most certainly am not santa's raindeer and I do not appreciate such statements about myself! It's Vexen not Vixen not Vexy not sexy and most certainly not the gay science nerd who has a fedish for a certain pink haired male!" as he yelled everything except Zexion and Xemnas seemed to get a double coding of ice on it.

Vexen then went silent and blushing he just looked around "I just yelled all that at my superior didnt I? sh*t....." He then looked to Xemnas and taking in a large breath before speaking made something like an appologetic look "I appologize sir, I just lost control...."

He had deffinately done that and taking another breath in he then finished "I didnt mean to yell at you and your help would be much appreciated." Now that he was calm he un-froze everything and dusting himself off he went silent.

 

Roxas heard Marly yell Xaldin's name. He immediatly stood up. 'What the heck??!!!' He thought. He then started to trudge down the hall. 'Is anyone who HASN'T lost it around???' He wondered. He put his head down and sighed. 'This doggy is always left out...' He thought,REALLY hating the fact that he was a dog at this point...

 

Luxord was walked around looking for Roxas(He thinks Roxas is not a dog.) and kept yelling, "Roxas! Roxas! Roxas you porkipine reject ware are you!?"

 

(((OMG, Zexion's book is AWESOME!!!)))

Zexion stared at Vexen and shook his head.

'Everyone is losing their minds... really quickly... Why didn't I just stop? why is it that I continue to pry deeper and deeper and lose everything... TWICE! First time I lost my heart... all in the name of science... and now...'

He looked up at the sky.

"I'M LOSING THE ORGANIZATION AND MY MIND!!! OOOHHHHH!!! WE SHOULD HAVE NEVER WALKED THROUGH THAT ****ING DOOR AND PLAYED GOD!!! STRIKE ME DOWN!!!"

*ZZAAAPPP!!!*

Zexion layed on the floor, smokey and twitching.

"...*cough* ...thank you... *cough*"

He got up and healed himself then called up another posterboard and marker and wrote on it. once finished, he showed it to Xemnas and Vexen.

~Sorry, I kinda lost it there. Okay, umm... I'm gonna give my book another flip and maybe I can find the small fine print somewhere about this curse. Hopefully my mind will be intact once I figure this out... I'm going back to the castle. Barnes and Noble is danger prone to me.~

With that, he created a dark portal and went back to the castle. But not before stealing some coffee. Kingdom Hearts knows he'll need it. He appeared in the Proof of Existence and looked around.

'Hmm... Maybe here would be a good spot.'

 

Marluxia stomped threw the castle

"Ohhhh Xaldins dead once i get MY hands on him AND NO ONE IS GOING TO STOP ME!!!" Marluxia shouted

He didnt care about anyone else anymore he just wanted to get his hands on Xaldin and KILL HIM from KILLING his flowers

Once he searched all of the castle he stopped and plunged himself on the ground puffing
Searching the castle took alot of effort and time

He stopped
Wait a minute....
ARGG I could of just used the dark portal!!! He thought

He smacked himself on the head

 

No. Absolutely not. It's WAAAAAY too dangerous, Xaldin thought, shaking his head. He was pacing to and fro, in a dark alley somewhere. He sighed. But... How else do I...? I can't go anywhere ELSE like this! I'd have an angry mob behind me before sundown!

He sighed again. So... I really have to go back... He smacked his forehead. Ugh... If Marly finds me, I'm dead. No questions asked. I've gotta keep cool, chill out, and make SURE that I don't run into him. Oh, AND keep the lookout for Zexxy.

He clapped his hands together, rubbing them together, nervously. "Right, then... Back to the castle..." He pulled his hood over his head, hoping it would conceal his identity. And, with that, he portalled back to Castle Oblivion.

 

Demyx came in and said wht's going on?

 

Xemnas flinched at Vexen's outburst. "Oo-kay... no more late night java for you." he smiled simply, giving the Chilly Academic a pat on the shoulder.

"Well, since Zexion's gone," he began after noticing the shorter Nobody's disappearance, "I'll be going back to my castle to see what Saix is up to. It's unusual to not hear from him in so long. I most certainly hope that he hasn't gone Beserk on the others and wrecked everything in his path."

The Superior opened another Portal to Darkness and transpoted back to his castle in the Hall of Empty Melodies.

 

What's Going On!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Someone Tell Me Now

 

Marluxia sighed

He was calmer now but he knew once he saw Xaldin he would go nuts

Searching the castle took a long time and eventually he fell asleep

ZzZzZzZzZz....

No one would want to wake Marluxia up especially because he was in a bad mood

 

Demyx came in marluxia's room and woke him up by yelling What's going on?

 

Roxas heard Demyx's yells. He started to walk down the hall to find him. 'I wonder where Demyx is?' He wondered.

 

Demyx came out and seen Roxas. Roxas want to go to my room and play water gun tag.

 

Luxord walked around for about maybe an hour and yelling, "Guys ware you?! I need help finding my rum!"

 

Demyx heard luxord. Roxas change in plans. want to go see luxord?

 

Roxas nodded. 'Ah..why not?' He thought,and started to walk in the direction of Luxord's voice.