The Cursed Organization

Roxas want to go outside and get fresh air?

 

Luxord walked over to Vexen and said, "Vexen is this a dream? I bet you know."

 

Demyx went to get a dog toy.

 

OOC: i swear, my compter conspires against me! i'm not sure if i'll be making that many more posts, but i'll do what i can.

BIC:
"Why was he in such in rush?" Xemnas asked in response to Vexen's hasty retreat. "From the looks of things, it appears he thiks I'm upset with him. Larxene, I'm going to go and assure him that I am not upset." He stopped and ponered something for a moment.

"Larxene, have you ever noticed that 'Vexen' sound suspiciously similar to 'Vixen'. I find tht quite odd, yet amusing at the same time. I'm going to go confront him about it."

Xemnas opened a Portal to Darkness and traveled to the scientists current location.

 

Zexion wrote down more on the note.

~Okay, let's narrow down the curses... Xemnas can't seem to stop rambling. Xaldin is insulting everyone... You know everything, which could make you the true creator of the Matrix... I speak and automatically cast a spell... Axel burns things when he is mad... Demyx is very annoying, constantly playing his Sitar than he does normally, if you could call it normal... Luxord is betting everything... Marluxia is more obsessed with flowers... Larxene is sane... and Roxas is a dog... I'm not sure about everyone else though... this is one tough case to solve, Watson.~

Zexion smirked to himself, having made a Sherlock Holmes reference.

 

Vexen then quickly added "And I seem to be aware of every painful little feature of this world.... Which I find strangely dis-tasteful." Vexen thought about it a bit more "Not to mention it makes you feel like your a total purvert when your really doing nothing wrong. Seriously Zexion, we need to fix this before I go mad with un-needed knowledge...."

It was then Xemnas suddenly appeared in from of Vexen and in a state of panic the chilly academic made a noise similar to fright and falling backwards he landed hard on the cement floor. He lay there for a moment "Owwwwww..."

He then got up and dusting himself off he quickly explained "Good gracious, Sir. I appreciate your attention you seem to be devoting to me but next time warn me before you do that. I might just hurt myself." He was speaking in a slightly paniced tone and #4's hair was a mess.... he seemed to be really shocked to have Xemnas paying him a visit without any warning.

 

"My apoligies, Vixen... dur, I mean Vexen." Xemnas quickly corected himself. "I assure you that it was not my intention to frighten you, simply to point out that your name reminds me of the word 'vixen'. Oh, how simply adore those little fox creatures." He paused suddenly.

"You didn't hear that. By the Zexion, greeting to you to. It appears that with the two of you working on things, there's no need to worry about this dreadful curse. Although, I'd hate to feel completely useless. Is there anything I can do to assist you? As you can tell, I've had more free time than I now what to do with."

 

Zexion stared at I and IV. He really doesn't want to endanger them while he's thinking of a way to fix the problem but he could certainly use the help.

"Well Superior, I guess one of the things you could do to help is... DUCT TAPE YOUR MOUTH SHUT!!!"

*flash*

There was a strip of duct tape over Xemnas' mouth. Zexion went and bowed repeatedly.

"I am so sorry, Sir! That slipped out! No duct tape!"

*flash*

the duct tape disappeared. Zexion sighed. This whole ordeal was making him slightly irritable, not to mention he was still ticked off at Demyx for causing this insanity.

'If I see that Jimmy Hendrix wannabe again, I swear to Kingdom Hearts I'll...' his thought trailed off.

 

Luxord looked around and said, "Why is the rum always gone?"

 

"Zexion if it wasn't for the curse, I'd be very vexed with you right now." Xemnas stated simply, "but since you apoligized that makes it okay."

The three stood in silence for a moment.

"Vexed Vexen is a vixen!" Xenmas screamed at the top of his lungs, recieving numerous stares from the few nearby people. "I'm sorry, but I simply could not pass up a moment like that! How often do you get to use the words 'vexed' and 'vixen' in the presence of Vexen anyway?" the rambling Nobody asked.

 

Zexion smacked himself in the face with his book.

'I can't take anymore of this... Now I REALLY need to get crackin on a reversal for this curse.'

 

Roxas heard aarguing down the hall. He decided to go check it out. He started to walk down the hall,untill he reached Vexen's lab. He started to scratch on the door. 'Someone let me in...' He thought,feeling useless..and bored...

 

Marluxia skipped around in the castle again throwing flowers everywhere

He was being his usual self again
"Lalalalalalalalalalala" He sang

 

Rxas saw Maarly skip by,and he barked at him,hoping to catch his attension. 'I REALLY wish I could talk...' He thought. 'I just want to get into the lab!'

 

Marluxia stoped and looked at the dog he then smiled and put a flower on his collar

"The you go little roxas" He patted his Head "Good boy"

He then skipped off

 

Roxas starred blankly. 'WHAT THE HELL???' He thought. He then backed up,and rammed his head against the door,and fell to the floor,twitching. 'Crap...that DOESN'T work...' He thought.

 

Marluxia heard a bang

"Hmm wonder what that was? Oh well"

And he went off skipping

 

I know I'm late, but is there still space in the story for Saix?:p

 

((Sorry that I've kinda been away... I've gotten a good lead on my fanfic, and I wanna finish it sometime this weekend BEFORE spring break and that huge progect mom's gonna make me do during it. >.>'

Cuz, obviously, she doesn't understand the word "BREAK"))

While Xaldin was shuffling to his room, he heard an all too familiar voice sing, "Lalalaaaaa!" down the hall.

PANICK!

Oh, crap, it's MARLY!!!!! Xaldin thought, frantically. Find a place to hide, Find a place to hide, Find a place to hide...! There wasn't any. Castle Oblivion WAS pretty bleak. Xemnas had thought that it would look uninviting and creepy before. DAMNIT! Then... Uh... Just play it cool... And, uh... Keep your mouth shut, and... Uh... Um... If he doesn't notice you, you don't notice him, RIGHT?! Right!

He glanced around a bit before rushing to one end of the hallway, and standing there all casual and cool like... Despite the terror that was blasting through his mind right then...

 

Marluxia went off skipping once again then he saw Xaldin....

"Hi Xaldin how are you? Good? Thats good!!" He didnt even let him have a chance to talk

"Now there was something i was going to say and do to you.....Now let me think...Think...Think...Think" Marluxia went totally blank