The Cursed Organization

OOC: Good Night dude.

 

Larxene tapped her foot impatiently as she waited in line for her vanilla creme frappacino and chocolate cake at Barnes and Nobles. "I want food, I want food, I want food," she muttered to herself, a mantra that increased in speed along with the foot-tapping. "I have to find Zexion. And see whoever followed me here. I want food. I want food. I want food."

OOC: I really want food. :D I'm going to cut myself an apple.

 

"My, Larxene I'm suprised." said Xemnas walking towards her. "I can't believe you actually bothered to wait in line. What brought on the sudden change? Perhaps some of Roxas's kindness has rubbed off on you? Ah, young love." he sighed. "If any of us had the ability to get older, well I don't think you want to hear that."

OOC: Why did I just now realize that I've made Xemnas act almost like Ayame? (If you watch Fruits Basket you know who I'm talking about)

 

OOC: I've never seen Fruits Basket... sorry!

"Kindness?" Larxene let an expression of disgust cross her face at Xemnas's statement as she grabbed her cake from the cashier and didn't bother to tip. "I am waiting in line because, should I desire to return, if I were to kill the man serving me, they would be less likely to allow me to return in the future, yes?" She winced. "And you're right; I most likely don't want to hear whatever it is you were going to say."

 

Luxord was still watching TV when he yelled out, "Who bets there is going to be another Rocky movie?"

 

"Oh well, to each his own I suppose, or in this case her own." he mused. "By the way, do you happen to have any extra munny? I suddenly have this craving for sweets and I left all my munny in the flower pot. How they wound up there is a long story, but I assure I intend to pay you back with interest." Xemnas said with a smile which was exeedingly creepy because he almost never did it.

 

Luxord yelled out, "Xemnas dude come here!"

 

"Did you hear something?" Larxene asked Xemnas. "It sounds as though Luxord is yelling for you, not realizing that you're not in the castle right now. And no, you may not have any munny. I don't share." She took a huge bite out of her cake and glared, daring him to refute her statement. "Unless you can tell me the one thing all women want."

OOC: I'm sorry! I had to. We recently read The Canterbury Tales in English Lit. And burnitup, please try to pay attention as to where we are. You are in the castle. Xemnas is at Barnes and Nobles. Please teleport here to carry on a conversation.

 

Xaldin huffed, angrily. There's gotta be some way around this... His thoughts suddenly went back to the tape. ... That isn't painful to me... He closed his eyes in concentration. Think, Xaldin, THINK!

Suddenly, his mind flashed back to the way Zexion had writen what he wanted to say on a piece of paper to prevent himself from casting an unwanted spell. Xaldin bolted up. "That's it!" he cried, snapping his fingers.

He started digging through his things for some paper and a pencil.

 

"Of course my dear," Xemnas began, "any real man would know that all women want someone who will listen to them and carry out orders without question! A real man wouldn't be ashamed to show undying love and affection for the wowan he cares for the most! Women are the single most beauties this world has to offer and should always, always, ALWAYS be treated as such! La da da da, la da da da!!!!" Xemnas sang in a triumphant tone. Strange how he could answer that seeing as how he isn't supposed to be able to feel. "May I have munny now?"

OOC: whoa, that was a mojor Ayame moment right there.

 

Vexen ran away from Luxord and crew after sputtering out the cure for drunkeness. Where had that even come from... he had never been drunk in his life yet he knew the cure. Before he even knew what he was doing he simply stated "I know everything......... dont I?"

Vexen found himself extremely happy yet terrified..... and in a sudden state of overwelming hyperness.... he fainted.

(OOC: I leave for a day and we go from page 35 to 50!!!!! .... whoa...)

 

Luxord walks up to Vexen and says, "I bet you anything there is not going to be any more Rocky films."

 

Zexion was looking through some books in an aisle near the back of the store. random fangirls walked up to him, which I like to call... random fangirl stalkers!

"You go."

"No, you go!"

"I'll go!"

One of the girls ran up to Zexion and began twirling her hair in around her finger.

((( Oh my god, I hate that!.)))

"Um s'cuse me, but, do you work here?"

Zexion glared into the book he was reading. 'What a total ditz. I'm wearing a black cloak, I don't think employees of Barnes and Noble wear black cloaks.'

"If so, you're too hot to work here... work me instead!"

The Cloaked Schemer dropped the book when she said that and turned around to glare at her. His fringe parted, revealing his right eye, it looked almost like mangekyu sharingan from naruto.

"I'm do not exist. I am nothing. You will walk your candy @$$ to the tallest bridge in existence and jump off of it!"

The girl was tranced and walked off. Zexion smirked. he then set his sights on the girl's friends.

"You two are... PORINGS!!!"

The two girls turned into porings and they bounced away. Satisfied, he took his book and began looking through it.

'All right, I was looking for curse books... let's see...'

he looked back on the shelf and picked one out. He subconsciously looked around and spotted some of the Organization in the store.

'NO! THEY SHOULD'NT BE HERE!!! I'LL SAY SOMETHING.... no biggie, just don't say anything... walk away... walk away...'

He was suddenly pulling off a Metal Gear Solid, ducking and dodging through the shelves and aisles.

((( lol, Zexion is Snake.)))

 

((XDDDD))

Xaldin rushed throught the halls, glancing around. I need to find someone to test it on... Oh, WHERE is Roxas when you need him? Where is ANYONE when you need them?! The whole place looked deserted. He didn't know that almost everyone was down shopping at Barnes and Noble... But then again... How was he SUPPOSED to know?

 

OOC: Psst, Reflective Superior, Xemnas and Larxene are in Barnes and Nobles, not the castle

 

Roxas woke up. He was lying in the Living Room. He stood up. He looked around,and couldn't find anyone. 'Where is everyone??' He wondered. He walked into the hall,in hopes of finding one of his not-so-crazed commrades.

 

Demyx walked to go find Roxas. Here boy

 

Roxas heard Demyx and walked up to him. He then sat next to him. 'That's one...' He thought.

 

Demyx looked ot Roxas and said hey want to go swimming.

 

Roxas looked up at him with a dull look. 'Why does he love water so?' He thought. He then got an urge to chew. An urge too great to be ignored. He made his keyblade appear in his mouth. 'I REALLY shouldn't do this to my weapon...' He thought. He couldn't resist it though. He laid down and started nawing on it's handle...