The Cursed Organization

Roxas shrugged and shook his head slowly. 'If I only knew what was going on,I'd fix it. But I don't. And,I want to bite on something....ARRGGHHH!!!!!!! NO MORE DOGGINESS!!!!!" Roxas thought,freaking out.

 

"To put things simply, Zexion has cursed all of us, though we're not sure how." he answered, trying his best not to continue.

It failed.

"I believe you were asleep at the time when it happened. Since then I've searched for Vexen and Zexion to no avail, found the throne room chairs uncomfortable and had Demyx made pillows for them, discovered Roxas was a dog, stopped the other members from ruining the castle, made a cake with Marluxia, and I was just to about to cook something. How was your day? Go on, I have time to kill."

 

Luxord stumbled in and said in a drunk tone, "Hey every body *hick* you think your so cool *hick* I bet you think i'm drunk *hick* but i'm not." Luxord fell to the ground.

 

"Oh dear God," Larxene had a disgusted look on her face as she jabbed her boot into Luxord's side. "That is pathetic. Well, Superior, you seem to have things well in hand, other than your tendency to speak," she continued. "And what is it you plan to do all day instead of organizing this Organization? Se if you can answer in twenty words or less," she added quickly.

 

Luxord looks at Larxene and says, "Is that all you got you pansy? *hick* I bet it is *hick*."

 

"Actually Larxene, I feel very out of charater right now. You seem to be doing a good job keeping things under control and you also seem to be the most sane as of now. So I was wondering if I could trust you to handle the Organization until the curse is lifted. I.E: I want to put you in charge." Xemnas explained. "And darn it, I lost the bet!"

 

Roxas walked over to Luxord. 'Why must he be drunk? HE REAKS!!!' He thought. He then looked at Larxene. 'And she wants to hang around with all these crazy Nobodies? I think it'll drive her off the deep end...' He thought.

Roxas then looked at the castle. 'I wish I could talk..barking hurts my throught. How do dogs deal with it? HOW??!!!' He wondered.

 

Luxord looks at Roxas and said, "Here puppy *hick* come here I won't kill you *hick*."

 

Roxas looked at Luxord in alarm. He ran next to Larxene and started barking at Luxord. 'Oh,that was very blunt!' He thought.

 

"Whats the matter puppy you.....*snoring*" Luxord fell a sleep in mid sentece.

 

Roxas cocked his head to the side. 'Okay...' He thought. He then laid down. 'I'm bored...' He thought. Being a dog,he gets bored fast.

 

"Put me in charge?" Larxene mused. "Roxas, remind him he said that when all this is over." She couldn't stop a sadistic grin from crossing her face. "And what bet did you lose, pray tell?"

 

Roxas rolled his eyes up at Xemnas,and barked a couple times. 'I CAN'T TALK!!!' He thought in his mind. He was still lying on the ground..bored...

 

Luxord rolled on the ground and said in his sleep, "I bet Axel's going to score."

 

Roxas jumped. 'He bets in his SLEEP??!!!' He thought.

 

Larxene's eyes widened. "I don't think I even want to know what that implies," she noted with disgust, resisting the urge to kick the other Nobody awake by deciding that the world would be a better place with him unaware of his surroundings.

 

Luxord mumbled and said, "I bet Marluxia is a homo."

 

Roxas sat up. 'Luxord,if I had a voice,I'd be dead from how much I'd be making fun of you right now...' He thought.

 

Larxene's eyes narrowed. "As much as I hate to admit it, we'll need him," she muttered to Roxas. "Wake up, Number Ten!" she ordered, sending a sharp jolt of electricity through him. "That should be enough to sober him up," she added to the Husky that was Roxas.

 

Luxord sat up quickly and said, "I bet Larxene sold my turtle."