The Cursed Organization

*Sighs* Okay,we'll start this. I just want to note a few things first:
Yaoi is allowed. Nothing like making out or anything,but hugs and kisses are allowed.
Violence is allowed. No chopping off heads or anything,keep it clean...
Blood is allowed. Not too much,but a bad cut can bleed some,things like that..
Swearing is allowed on a lower level. No bad words like The F Word..definatly not...
No controlling other characters,either.
But,I think you guys already knew all this...

~Basement~

Roxas was down in the basement,listening to Heavy Metal on the radio. A wave of light suddenly flowed in the room. He was suddenly..shorter then he origionally was. He looked left and right,and nothing looked like it was where it belonged.

'What the heck??' He wondered. He started to walk around. Nothing looked the way it should. He then noticed that he wasn't on 2 legs,but 4. He looked down and saw 2 white paws. He jumped and stared to back up. He stopped.

He looked behind himself and saw a snow white tail. He became really nervous. 'WHAT THE HECK HAS HAPPENED TO ME??!!!' He thought.

Roxas then tried to say something. "Roof! Woof Woof!!" He jumped at his new "voice".

He ran to the door leading upstairs to the kitchen.

BTW: You guys can have any kind of room you want on any floor. And this castle is in The World That Never Was.

 

Xemnas was going about his day as usual in the Castle That Never Was. Today was it was turn to do the breakfast dishes left over from that morning.

"Wow, I can't believe how dirty these dishes are. I mean, come on, how much food do we need to eat anyway? Do Nobodies even have to eat? Ew, what is that on Xigbar's plate? He's so weird. Can't believe I worked with him for so long." The leader mused aloud.

"That's odd; I can't recall ever caring about such things... Ooh, a dog!" he gasped noticong Roxas. "What is a dog doing here? Are you a Nobody dog? How does a dog become a Nobody? If this dog is a Nobody, does that mean it has a Heartless somewhere?" he pondered to himself.

The dog began to bark, but Xemnas was too distracted to pay it much attention.

"Perhaps Vexen will know the answer." he sighed, exiting the kitchen and leaving the Nobody dog behind.

 

"Roof!" Roxas started to follow Xemnas. He then stopped as Xemnas walked out. Roxas relised he was hungry. He walked over to the fridge and sctatched on the door alittle. He whimpered and walked out,into the hall.

 

demyx goes to larnex and starts playing a very annoying song and summons water clones to go to other rooms to play the same song to everyone else

 

Xigbar woke up from his nap on the ceiling in the kitchen.
"Shutup you dang dog," he said, pulling out his guns. BANG. BANG. BANG BANG BANG!
Bullets littered the ground around the dog(Roxas), but none of them hit their mark. This frustrated Xigbar, and he proceeded to shoot the bullets that had missed and had irked him.

 

Zexion opened his eyes and sat up, looking around to see his room was a mess. "Okay... that was weird." he said, looking at the mess but in a flash of light, it changed into something out of the Timeless River. Black and White. He was the only thing colored.

"What the?"

Think of Mickey's House, furniture and stuff everywhere. Zexion scracted his head and stood up, dusting himself off. He grabbed his book and flipped through it. He felt that something is very wrong but couldn't quite put his finger on it. He turned to a spell that would clean up the mess.

"This disaster, heed your master, return to your status of the latter."

Everything went back to normal, bookshelf up and books in its place, even the color. "Well, I guess nothing's out of the ordinary or... maybe." he glanced over at the door and noticed it shrunk.

"Hey! Since when did my door turn into something off of Alice in Wonderland?!"

*Flash*

His room shrunk and Zexion was in a crouching position. Straining his neck, he turned his head and looked out the window.

"Why me?"

*Flash*

A kitty collar and bell appeared around his neck.

=_= "Perfect."

*Flash*

He was back to normal and so was his room. 'Hmm... why is something happens whenever I say something... well... I need to find out.' he thought and walked out of his room.

 

Luxord walked into the kitchen and sees Xigbar shooting his guns and Luxord yells out, "Who bets he will miss the dog a few more times!?"

 

Roxas howled and ran out of the room. He scampered down the hall and ran into the Living room. He panted raggedly. 'I will NEVER be near groutchy Xigbar as long as I live....' He thought.

He then jumped on the couch and curled up into a ball...

 

Xigbar slammed open the door to Zexion's room.
"WHO WAS THE ONE WHO WAS FLASHING LIGHTS!" Xigbar said. His only eye was rolling around crazily, unfazed and unable to focus. He was ANGRY, and the light had blinded him. Aiming his guns at anything, he started shooting.

 

i bet you luxord he will hit the dog in the chest

 

I call Axel!

 

"Room VI, room V, ah, room IV." Xemnas mumbled knocking on the scientist's door.

"Why did I use Roman numerals to assign our ranks? They are nice looking. What if someone else becomes a Nobody? Would we have to change our name t Orginization XIV? I'm pretty sure we would." Xemnas continued on like thi until he realized that no one was coming to answer the door.

"Bumbling baffoon won't even come to the door. Well, I suppose Zexion is better than nothing." As the head of the Orginization began turning down the hall, he couldn't help but notice the sound of music and gunshots in the distance.

"Zexion will have to wait, for now I must go and scold Demyx for playing that blasted sitar so early in the morning, as well as that idiot Xigbar by blasting my floors!"

 

you can't stop me from playing the sitar. you are a wimp and you can't stop me

 

Zexion went wide-eyed and created a barrier to shield himself from Xigbar's bullets.

"Xigbar, calm down! You're acting like The Jackal from Thir13en Ghosts!"

A cage appeared around Xigbar's head.

O.o "Whoa..."

 

Luxord walks over to Demyx and says, "Give me my money." Luxord then grabs a gun that was on a table and said, "How munch you want to bet i'm not going to shoot?"

 

i bet your life that the dog will come in and bite you and stop you from shooting

 

Luxord looks around and says, "Can you just give me my money." then adding, "Who bets the dog is not coming?"

 

Roxas jumped off the couch. 'I have to figure out what to do!' He ran down the hall and up to his room's door. He backed up slowly and charged at it with a howl war cry. He rammed his head into the door,and fell on the floor dazed and whimpering.

 

"what was that flash of light?"Axel said looking at everyone."um,why is Xigbar in a cage?"Axel looked at poor Xigbar.

 

"How dare you speak to your superior that way! Why I shall-" Xemnas noticed a water clone out of the corner of his eye. "Why do insist on calling those annoying things 'clones'? They look nothing like you and aren't even that dangerous. At least summon your Dancer Nobodies, they kill you with the power of dance! Ah, dancing. I remember when I was human I used to love to dance..."