The Cursed Organization

ok how about if i get them to you anytime today or tomarrow. have you seen roxas anywhere

 

"Roxas got turned into a dog!do I have to spell it out to you?"Axel said.

 

"Thank you Number IX, you are dismissed. And no, I have not seen Roxas. Have you tried following his dog around? I'm sure he'll take you to him if you give him enough time."

 

ok thanks alot

 

Xaldin blinked. "Oh, oh, wait, wait, wait... Let me guess...." He smirked, then said in a goofy imitation of Axel's voice, "Roxas is a dog! A DOG! 'D', 'O', 'G'! Got it memorized?"

 

"don't make me throw my chakrams at you again."Axel said getting his chakrams out.

 

Xaldin squeaked. "Hey, hey, I'm sorry! It's just.... Everytime I try to talk to one of you numbnuts, I just have to tell you how totally lame you guys are!"

He blinked.

"That did not come out right..."

 

"Must we always be so violent? I know we all lack hearts, but we could at least pretend to get along." Xemnas preached. "Speaking of lacking, where are the other members?"

 

"Okay,what the heck happened around here?Things have been going insane since that flash of Light blue.

 

"Oh, those other dodos? They're probaly still lazing about in their rooms, collecting dust," Xaldin replied, as helpfully as he could. He looked at Axel. "What big flash of blue? Have you been sniffing the gasoline again?"

 

"Before everything got insane,there was this flash.I'm not making it up!"Axel said.

 

"Hmmm...." Xaldin thought. "Maybe a UFO came and carried your brain away! How's that?" He ducked on impulse.

 

"Oh yes, if I recall the flash originated from Zexion's room. I tried looking for him, but he couln't be found. I just concluded he was out with Vexen or Lexeaus. Those three always seem to be hanging around one another. Even when we were human, they were always seen together. Perhaps they have some sort of experiment in the process." pondered Xemnas.

 

"Oh yeah!I think I heard a fight between WaterBoy and Zexion before the flash.Zexion said something about us and a curse."Axel growled."ZEXION CURSED US!"he said angrily.

 

"Is THAT why I can't stop talkin' smack about you idiots all the time?" Xaldin asked, wincing. Oops... I did it again...

 

"That would explain some things. Would anyone like to help me search for them? Truthfully, non of us have much of a life an I am the leader so you should all agree with me." the leader suggested. "But if you all have something else in mind, you can always help Demyx with the pillows."

 

"It must be.and it must be why I try to burn everything that agrivates me.and maybe thats how Roxas turned into a dog!"Axel said.

 

"Roxas turned into a dog?" he finally realized. "That's terrible, we have to help him! Wait, he might enjoy being a dog. I know I would enjoy being a nice, soft, furry, cuddly creature. What brand of dog food does he eat?"

 

"actally he tried to open the fridge and took out an apple."Axel said."and i think Roxas has playng fetch down."

 

"Good, good, very good. Do you think he'd mind if we entered him in a dog show?"