The Cursed Organization

"Mansex you say?" Xemnas answered in response to Xaldin. "I suppose my name does anagram into that. I wonder what your name would anagram into given the chance. Anyway, have you seen Roxas's new dog? It's a Siberian Husky and very adorable. He has a wristband like Roxas's and reminds me of checkers. Xaldin, would you like to play?"

 

Larxene's eyes narrowed warningly. "Excuse me?" she asked dangerously, taking a step toward Xaldin. "Does the man with the sentient sideburns have a problem?" In two quick strides she was in his face. "DO YOU!?" she screamed.

 

Axel walked in to see Larxene and the others."Well I see sleeping Beauty is finaly up."He joked.'okay shouldn't have said that."Axel said.
OOC:I feel bad for Xaldin,hes gonna get burnt to a crisp by agrivating Axel.

 

"Of COURSE I have a problem!" Xaldin shot back, grinning. "Who wouldn't?! Girl, your face is so ugly, that MTV is now thinking about making a new TV show! 'Pimp my FACE!'"

He cracked up for a few seconds, then dashed behind Xemnas. "DUN HURT ME!" he screamed.

 

"Whats the matter with you Xaldin?"Axel asked.

 

"Axel, there you are. Have you seen Roxas by any chance?" the superior questioned. "I wanted to yell at him about his new pet. I don't mind the pet and am not even upset about it, I just need to yell at Roxas to assert my athority as leader. Also, please let go of my cloak Xaldin. You are going to wrinkle it and I just had it cleaned and pressed by Saix."

 

"new pet?Xemnas,Roxas got turned into a Siberian husky.and btw,Too much info."Axel said.

 

"Oh, Axel you are quite the prankster. You can't possibly expect me to believe that Roxas is a Siberian Husky from Siberia. I am number I and am far too intelligent to fall for that. Incedently, do you know how to sew?" Xemnas asked.

 

"Oh yes, Saix..." Xaldin giggled, stepping away from Xemnas. "Saix does everything for you, doesn't he, almight leader? Yeah, he'll clean, press, sweep, mop, beg, roll over--"
"And as for YOU!" he shouted, suddenly pointing to Axel. "I bet you of all people would know when Roxas is turned into a dog!" he hooted. "After all, he IS your [starts with a "B"...]!"

He cracked up again. Oh crap... WHY do I suddenly get the feeling of impending doom...? he thought, biting his lip.

 

Axel twitched."noone makes fun of Roxas like that!You here that Xaldin!"Axel threw one of his chakrams at Xaldin.

 

Xaldin squealed, and ducked. "Hey, I'm sorry!" he whimpered. "THAT'S not what I meant to say! What I really meant was, your butt is so big that--" He quickly covered his mouth before he could make things any worse. What the heck is happening?! he screamed in his mind. His eyes were as big as grapefruits.

 

"And I have you know Siax and I are the closest people can be without having to be actual friends." Xemnas informed, jumping out of Axel's range of fire. "I only hang around him because of his hair color. It's just so blue. I want hair like that, but it dyed it once and it didn't come out the right way."

 

demyx went to his room and ordered a new sitar from a book and ordered the dancers to attack larnex

 

Axel calmed down and looked at Xemnas."Okay why the heck did you say that?"Axel asked.

 

after demyx ordered his new sitar and dancers left to attack larnex. he went to go find roxas

 

"I have no idea." Xemnas answered. "It appears that i've been rambling on and on all day. No matter what I do I cannot stop myself. Suprisingly, I've gotten used to it and don't mind it very much. Even now I'm getting slight enjoyment out of rambling on and on. And you never answered my question: Can you sew?"

 

demyx came up to xemnas and said yeah so what if i can sew

 

"I would appreciate it if you would make pillows for the chairs in the throne room. They are just so tall and uncomfortable." Number I complained

 

Xaldin cracked up. NO!!! Shut up you idiot! That was like telling himself to stop breathing. "OH MAN! Demyx, you can SEW?! BWAH HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! How much more fruity can you GET?! I mean, isn't it bad enough that play an instrment that looks like a huge--" He covered his mouth, making the last word come out too muffled to understand.

((Heh... This is fun... >3))

 

"you know,I don't get why everytime I get mad I try to burn whatever or whoever gets me mad."Axel said.