The Crazy Life of Organization XIV

"OK see you then. Sweet dreams Xiggy!" Xion said before she turned back to Namine. After a few moment they decided to go draw in Namine's room.

 

Xigbar went to his room to sleep...

 

Namine and Xion both drew pictures in silence until Namine caught sight of one picture of Riku that Xion was drawing. "Is he the one that was always with Sora and the girl he likes?" Namine asked and Xion simply nodded.

 

"What do we do first?" asked Vexen

"We must train ourselves!" replied Luxord epically

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*Scene 1*
"How is this training ourselves?" asked Vexen

"Playing cards calms the mind..." replied Luxord

Luxord and Vexen are playing cards...

Luxord stops time and see's that Vexen has 4 aces and that he has 4 kings... Luxord then walks all the way up to his room, grabs a king from his other deck, and walks back to his place... he switch's out the random fith card for the king... Then he start's time again...

Vexen lay's down his cards of four aces "Beat that!"

"Okay..." says Luxord as he lays down five kings...

Vexen cries intensly... while Luxord laughs...

*Scene 2*
"Why are we in your lab?" asked Luxord

"You must learn about my technology if you are to use it when I am absent...." said Vexen

"okay... hey, is this a rocket ship?" asked Luxord

"Yes, but it doesn't work... feel free to go in and take a little ride..." said Vexen

Luxord did so and pretended he was flying an actual rocket.

Vexen locked the door, pulled up a switch, and flicked it on... suddenly the rocket started up...

Luxord tried to get out! but it was locked!!!

"I just read the rule book, and there's only four kings!!!" yelled Vexen

Luxord took off in the rocket...

...Luxord's rocket landed on a wierd-looking pirate ship... the door unlocked itself... Luxord fell out... and looked at wierd skeleton things... "What are you?!"

"We are cursed pirates..." said a piraty voice

"How are you cursed?" asked Luxord

"By the cursed medalions at Isle de Muerta, of course..." said Barbossa.

"Huh..." Luxord opened a portal "I have to remeber this place..." he ran through it...

*Scene 3*
Luxord sprayed shaving cream on Xigbar's hand as he was sleeping...

He then got out a feather and started tickling his nose... Xigbar used his shaving creamed hand to rub his nose... consequently rubing the shaving cream all over his face...

Luxord shouted "YES!!!!!!!"

Xigbar woke up from this and noticed he had shaving cream all over his face and saw Luxord holding the shaving cream bottle.

He ran after Luxord, cursing...

*Scene 4*
"Wow, thanks for bringing my breakfest to my bed!" said a cheerful Xigbar

"Oh, no problem..." said Vexen walking out holding a hot sauce bottle behind his back.

suddenly Xigbar could be heard screaming throughout the halls as someone had evily put hot sauce in his milk.

*Scene 5*
Luxord and Vexen were racing in the halls of The World that Never Was.

Vexen was in the lead but put his hand infront of Luxord so he wouldn't gain the lead....

*Scene 6*
"We are ready..." said Luxord...

Luxord and Vexen coolly walked in-synch towards Xion's room...

 

Namine and Xion continued to draw in Namine's room. They were playing Namine's favorite game which involved drawing themselves in the pictures of Sora's memories and they purposely left out Kairi.

 

Xigbar teleported to thier room.

 

Namine and Xion looked up at him.

"Hi Xiggy! How are you?" Xion asked.

 

Xigbar fell on Xion's bed... he seemed... upset and disturbed at the same time...

 

Xion stood up and walked over to Xigbar.

"What's wrong Xiggy? Did something happen?" Xion asked sounding worried.

 

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"Did something happen...?!" It sounded like a joke kind of question to Xigbar "They... They've been preparing to get revenge on you... and they've been practicing on me!"

 

"Oh no! Poor Xiggy! How dare they disturb your nap like that!" Xion said before she gave Xigbar a hug.

"You can take a nap in here if you want. We're just drawing." Namine offered.

 

"I also came here to warn you... they're on thier way here..." said Xigbar. "Run... while you still can..."

 

Both girls giggled.

"Oh don't worry. They can't get in. We girls complained about certain members breaking into out rooms at night coughMarluxiacough so Xemnas made it where only people we want to come it can. Everyone else gets fried when they try." Xion explained.

"And we definetaly don't want them in here." Namine added.

 

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suddenly Luxord and Vexen came in "We pushed for Xemnas to take those restrictions off... since Roxas tried to escape last week... we couldn't get in so we didn't know he escaped... luckly, Axel brought him back... anyway..."

Xigbar stood infront of the girls "Stay away!!!"

Luxord extended his hand "I came here to be friends, let's just shake and get over it...."

It seemed harmless, so Xigbar shook his hand... and got an electric shock! Luxord held a buzzer in his hand.

 

Xion didn't like seeing Xigbar getting zapped so she summoned her keyblade and hit him hard on the knee with it.

 

A card came up from the ground and blocked the attack "Tsk, Tsk, don't you know your time is up, keybarear?"

Vexen laughed "But, before we end you, how about a little sport?"

 

"Fine but let Xiggy and Namy go!" Xion replied

 

"Very well..." said Vexen.

Xigbar crawled away.

 

Namine shook her head.

"I'm not going anywhere!" She said stubbornly.

 

"Good..." said Vexen "We needed a fourth player for this..."

"We are playing... Cash..." said Luxord "Do you know how to play?"