The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation

Granted. Somewhere, a lumberjack is murdered.

I wish I were the moon.

 

Granted but eventually you grow lonely and get jealous of the sun.
In short, you become a cranky, lonely, geezer who can never die.

I wish I could shapeshift into anything at will.

 

Granted, but you're restricted to only shapeshifting into objects thrown at Orlando Bloom.

I wish I didn't need sleep.

 

granted, but you die of being sleep deprived

I wish Legend of Dragoon was real

 

SUDDENLY ANIMORPHS
Granted, but you get stuck as a gnat.

I wish I were the sun.

EDIT: Two ninjas at once it is like a friggin ninja party up in here

 

Granted, you're now a big ball of gas that pale people hate.

I wish this was a Pirate party instead.

 

Granted but you wonder why nobody loves you even though you're so hot. You become old and depressed.

I wish my wishes would stop being corrupted.

EDIT: Damn you Droid4!
F-ing ninjas~

For Britishism-

 

granted, but they get corrupted next post

I wish I had a keyblade

I said Legend of Dragoon, not Animorphs

 

Granted, but then your wishes are corrupted politically.

I WISH IT WERE PIZZA DAY, THE BEST DAY OF THE WEEK


@Aqua, I said I was ninja'd. That was for Skitty.

EDIT: nyehnjuhs

 

:lolface:

THIS DAY MUST NOT BE CORRUPTED! Until you discover that it's not deliver, it's digiorno.

I wish all commercials were entertaining.

 

Wish granted. But now you rot away stuck to watching commercials.

I wish I could be friends with everyone.

 

Granted but then you realize a lot of people suck.

I wish were flying.

 

Granted but then everyone wants to hang out and you die of stress.

I wish I had my AMV editing mojo back.

EDIT: DAMMIT BRITISHISM!

 

Granted, but then an old dude breaks into your room, destroying your mojo once again.

I wish I had more coffee.

 

Granted but then all the caffeine leaves you in the bathroom 24/7.

I wish I had a Jirachi who could grant unlimited wishes of mine.

 

Granted, but your wishes only allow you to get tofu

I wish we had virtual reality

 

Granted but then


I wish for stuff.

 

granted, but your stuff happens to be stuffing

I wish for a PS3 that doesn't break down or anything

 

I wish that was possible.

 

Wish granted but then Sony recalls them all from people because that's not how it goes. :lolface:

I wish I could go into the universe of any movie whenever I wanted to.