The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation

Granted, but meteors start raining with double the impact.

I wish I were bros with a bro

 

Cool story bro.

I wish everyone talked in gifs. *is pelted by most of the community*

 

I wish that this wish would be corrupted.

 

I wish there were more free cookie vendors

 

Wish granted. But the cookies were man eating.

I wish I could talk to animals.

 

Granted, but the cookies are poisonous.


I wish I had never seen that GIF.

EDIT: FFFFFFFF DAMMIT CLOUD

 

@Graceful

Granted, but now you have to see this gif>

Spoiler

I wish they aired high stakes go fish on tv.

 

Granted but man they do it's called Deadliest Catch

I wish I were riding an oversized trout through the sky while I rained immortal terror onto the citizens

 

Wish granted. But a giant cat ate you both.

I wish everything was made from imagination.

 

Wish granted. But then you are overthrown and banned.

I wish I could talk to animals. (again)

 

Wish granted. But now all you can talk to IS animals...

I wish...that I could fly :3

 

Granted. Your cape gets caught in a jet turbine.

I wish to invent time travel.

 

Wish granted. But you did not invent a time machine.

I wish I could be a necromancer.

 

Done but you go on a rampage and get shot in the head.

I wish I had Fairy Godparents... :=D:

 

Wish granted. They turn you into a pumpkin.

I wish for nothing.

 

One who wishes for nothing will get, nothing.

I wish to be followed by a small fairy. So I can kill it, stab it, mutilate it, something or other.

 

Wish granted. You get Navi. She's so small, you always miss with your attacks.

I wish that our princess WASN'T in another castle.

 

Wish granted! But the princess will be in the Temple of Doom. Care for some frozen monkey brains?

I wish the "Match It" policy in Walmart didn't exist. XP

 

Wish granted but now everything that is sold at Walmart is bland and unimpressive, yes thats right, all of the game at Walmart are Duke Nukem forever copies.

I wish I had a wish that had no consequences