The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation

Granted. This thread is more f*cked up than usual.

I wish that all wishes would not be screwed up.

 

Granted, but then the speed of light gets jealous.

I wish I had a shiny Mewtwo.

EDIT: ;-;

 

Great scott.

 

Granted, but it's incapable of learning anything but splash.

I wish Evangelion had a happy ending.

 

Granted, but then I don't like Evangelion anymore.

I wish I were a Magikarp.

@Droid4
Why thank you, I feel like I'm pretty great, too.

 

Granted. You're useless now.

I wish.

 

Granted, but then you evolve.



I wish I lived in a cartoon.


EDIT: JESUS

 

Granted, but then anvils

I wish I were a blacksmith

 

Granted, but it's on cartoon network.

I wish all moths would die..

 

Granted, but then butterflies infest your house.


I wish everyone who posted in here would die.

 

Granted. You've f*cked up the food chain.

I wish I had a computer that wasn't a piece of sh*t.

EDIT: GODDAMMIT, NAPPA.

 

Granted.

I wish I had an argyle turtle

 

I can live with that, *looks at your wish*.....

FUUUUUUUUUUUU-

I wish you didn't have to use the claw when eating a prickly pear.

 

Granted. The LGMs no longer have their idol, The Claw.

I wish that this statement was false.

 

It was chosen, they can have a big pawpaw.

Granted, but even a broken clock is right twice a day.

I wish you weren't all high.

 

Granted but you're bumming our jive man

I wish Arrested Development wasn't canceled.

 

Granted, but it sucked.



I wish I was a girl.

 

SIR YOU HAVE ENTERED A STATE OF RAINING METEORS AND ASSAULTING VELOCIRAPTORS

anyway granted.

I wish I were a cyborg.

 

Granted. This is now your life:
http://www.kh-vids.net/showthread.php?112292-You-are-STILL-the-little-girl

I wish that I had a laptop that could handle playing Team Fortress 2.

EDIT: dammit.

 

Granted, but Vamp kills you.


I wish velociraptors wouldn't assault.