The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation

Granted. Check your pocket. You now have one penny.

I wish I had yellow eyes and spikey black hair.

Granted. We all find God.

 

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Granted, but you fail to go Super Saiyan and get your ass kicked by Broly.


I wish 4kids would make dubs of every anime ever.

 

Granted. You're shunned for your masochism.

I wish everything was red to make my taste buds happy.

 

Granted. The red turns to blue in your mouth.


I wish my download would finish already.

 

Granted, you're put on a strict diet of Bloody Marys.

I wish watermelons were blue on the inside. You know it would make more sense.

Edit: @Graceful Got me again...I find it creepy we both mentioned blue...

 

Granted but then the world makes too much sense and knaeleahdsnsad'n 'ajs'sajdas YOU ARE RIGHT


I wish that bread didn't make you fat.

 

Granted. Bread now kills you.

I wish that this wish was never wished.

 

Granted, but now it gives you AIDS.



I wish no one in the world would die.


EDIT: GOD-

 

granted but then hitler

I wish I believed it's not butter.

 

Granted. There is no more butter.

I wish that wishes could never be wished.

 

Granted, but then it turns into butter and no one believes you.

EDIT: I wish-GOD DAMMIT

 

Granted but then wishes could be wished because that was a wish paradoxes betch

I wish my power level was over 9,000.

 

Granted, but your puny human form cannot handle the power, so you DIE.

I wish that I knew whether the chicken or the egg came first.

 

Granted, but then the chickens turn into roosters and roosters turn into chickens.


I WISH I WISH I HAD A FISH

 

Granted, but then the end of Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull happens.

I wish my car were a Transformer.

EDIT: lsaj'lsjaas;'kd
this was for Droid4 guys.

EDIT X2 COMBO: IT WAS FOR KH2MAN13 GUYS

 

Granted it's 9,001. Unfortunately you were looking at it upside down and it's only 1,006.

Edit: @Gahh Joey

It was the chicken who crossed the road.


I wish tomatoes were a vegetable.

Double Edit: *Rage* You people are too fast...

 

Other vegetables are now fruit.


I wish posts would stop getting fucked up.

 

Granted. Veggie Tales is now valid.

I wish people would stop posting so fast.

EDIT: Dammit.

Granted. All posts are now deleted.

 

Granted, but then their ornery libido takes human form and inflicts its unholy rage.

I wish I had a time machine.


EDIT: teardrops on my guitar

 

Granted, but it blows up when you use it.


I wish people would post faster.