The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation

Again, nothing happens.

I WANT MAH PUPPY FOOOOD

 

Granted. The genies kill you for not making a wish.

I wish I had a dolphin, so I could ride him through the Pacific and sing "Flippppppper, faster than liiiiiiightning"

 

Granted.



And I made a wish. I SAID I WANTED PUPPY FOOD. ;_;

 

The genies are obsessed with technicalities.

 

The genies kill YOU for not making a wish.

I wish for Garnier Fructis shampoo.

 

Granted, but it makes you bald.

I wish I had a life.

 

Granted. A raging paradox consumes KHV.

I wish... I WERE A GENIE!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
DIE, STREET RAT!

 

Granted. You never see KHV again.

I wish for infinite wishes.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-


omgkh1andkh2flashback

 

Granted, but I can't think of anything.

I wish KHV had never existed.

 

Granted, but your life will be taken.

I wish everyone had an obsession with Disney. .-.

 

Granted, everything is perfect.

I wish that the bagel were a beagle bro?.!

 

Granted, but turns back into a bagel bro.

I wish Disney never existed.

 

GRANTED BUT THEN FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU

i wish i could capitalize i but i can't so i wished to capitalize i i i i i i i i i i

 

Granted, but your keyboard is forever locked on Caps.

I wish I had a keyblade, so I could break into a bank save the world.

 

Granted, but Riku takes it.


I wish I was a cat.

 

Granted, you meet Hannelore.

I WISH MY CAPS LOCK WOULD GO OFF, STUPID GENIES

 

Granted, but your caps lock breaks.

I wish I could wish for a wish so I can wish for more wishes.

 

@Graceful

HE WANTZ ALL THE MUNNY FOR HIMSELF! >:[

@Brit

Granted, but now your grammar conscience is off.

I wish it was cold!..

 

Granted, but the sun goes out completely. [I'm having too much fun with this...]


I wish I had some money.

 

Granted. The world begins going 'round far too fast, and eventually throws the world off the side.

I wish we could have good things