The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Te Deum, Aug 9, 2011.

  1. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    You get turned into a chicken.


    I wish someone would currupt this wish.
     
  2. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Wish granted.





    ......


    I got nothin.
     
  3. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    Wish granted, but they are wax wings. Hail Icarus.

    I wish that I could win this game.

    Late. Ignore me...
     
  4. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    I win.

    F(Guitar riff) you.


    I wish to be the very best. Like no ever was. To catch them is my real quest, to train them is my cause.
     
  5. KH2man13 Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Wish granted, but you get zapped by lightning and get put into a coma.

    I wish to lose The Game.
     
  6. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    I wish that I could destroy everything in sight.
     
  7. Britishism Gummi Ship Junkie

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    You can, but you go blind beforehand.

    I wish someone would give me a high-five.
     
  8. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    Someone tries to slap you in the face and you just so happened to block it with your hand.


    I wish someone would beat me up.
     
  9. Britishism Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Granted, but it's Mister Rogers, and afterwards, there are sloppy hate kisses.

    I wish for a thousand wishes.
     
  10. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    Granted, but you become mute and thus incapable to make any wish.

    I wish everyone would currupt this wish.
     
  11. The Graceful Assassin It's Just Like Christmas Morning

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    Granted, but it's now full of unicorns and rainbows.

    I wish I could go to New York.
     
  12. Britishism Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Granted.

    I wish I were a biplane that went vroom vroom vroom.
     
  13. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Granted. It crashes.

    I wish for gogo boots.
     
  14. Britishism Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Granted. But I can't make anything about that bad.

    I wish wishes were fishes and fishes were trout.
     
  15. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Granted......

    I wish I could breathe fire.
     
  16. Britishism Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Granted, but a generic comedy trope happens.

    I wish stupid people would all be sent to an island.
     
  17. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Granted. You are now on an island with the rest of the population of KHV.


    I wish I had an apple.
     
  18. The Graceful Assassin It's Just Like Christmas Morning

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    Granted, but its alive and eats you.

    I wish I was famous.
     
  19. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Nothing happens.

    I wish for puppy food.
     
  20. Britishism Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Yeah, I always liked that username too.

    Granted. /SNOW WHITE

    I wish KHV were more INTEEEEEEEEEEEENSE