The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation

I wish Ace would play Persona 4.

 

Sorry. Still playing Persona 3 Portable.

 

Implied wish granted, but your portable device just exploded and melted the game.

I wish for lemon drops.

 

Wish granted but your face melts as it turns out they were mutated lemon drops that are extremely acidic.

I wish for a hat.

 

Granted, but it's the Sorting Hat and it continuously judges you for your insecurities.

I wish for my hangover to be gone.

 

(Melted face, yum. :3)
EDIT: Dang it Spike, you ninja! D<

Wish granted, but you'll be spewing for twenty four hours due to the fact that you drank someone's beer who had the flu virus.


I wish for a rainbow

 

Wish granted, but you're constantly followed by a bearded mountain man that says, "IT AINT DOUBLE"

I wish for a robot.

 

I'm not Boy Wonder >:\

Granted, but it becomes self-aware and it kills itself when it realizes it has to serve humans.


I wish for a box of cannolis.

 

It is not Three Laws Compliant.

I wish for better wigmaking skills.

 

Granted, but you realize that cannoli is the plural and go insane.

I wish I were a fish.

EDIT: pffffffffffttttt

 

I'm sooooorry! D: I saw the picture, not the name. And made an assumption. Bad me, I know.

Wish granted, but you're H2O intolerant.

 

Fixed because RDJ WAS THE EFFING ADDICT!

Meh... fair enough.

No wishes?

Meh, i'll just make one.
I wish all of KHV were a city and the more active members were its civilians.
If Plums replies to this, I would just rep him SO much (or if someone gets what the epic response should be)~

 

Misty would use our corpses for future Sims designs.

I wish writer's block would go away.

 

Stephanie Meyer gets it and oh wait that's a good thing.


It only goes away for a few seconds.

 

I wish for a double rainbow.

 

You get skinned alive while the Double Rainbow song plays in the background..


I wish for nothing.

 

Guess what!

That!

 

Thank you. :)


I wish I could die a horrible painful death.

 

Granted but you go to the underworld when you die

I wish I was in Falling Skies xD

 

Wish granted but you-

Ohhhhh..... I see what you trying to do. Reverse-psychology! *nods head*




As I was saying.... Wish granted, but you die a fast painless death and end up going to heaven!

Wish granted, but you are shot and killed.

I wish for wings.