The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation

Wish granted. But you have no keyblade and are killed by a shadow.

I wish I was different.

 

granted, but it was in the way that you are horribly deformed and kill yourself due to insults and whatnot

i wish i was a keyblade master

 

granted, but thats because its already corrupt
i wish i was in Org. XIII and could beat sora

 

granted but riku pwnd you

i whish i could make up my mind about making a wish

 

Granted. You forget everything you know or remember except for the wish.


I wish I didn't have poop internet.

 

how did i know that was coming?
granted, but you have worse then poop internet

i wish i could meet my friends on here

 

Granted. They now have no lives.


I wish I had the superglide ability.

 

granted, but you always forget to equip it and therefore can never use it

i wish my gf got her dogs back

 

Granted. They're zombies now.


I wish hex wasn't so complicated.

 

granted now even babys can do hex

i whish i could use glide lv3

 

granted except you die from vertigo

I wish for the peace and prosperity of the user below me(take that b*tch :P)

 

Wish granted. But.......(oh see what you did there) You become jealous of me and want to be my friend.

I wish you knew who I was.

 

wish granted but once i get to know you, i want to kill you for money :D

I wish that what ever negative effect the person below me comes up with doubles back on them.

 

Wish granted. But because I'm wearing a Ribbon, I am unaffected by negative status ailments, so nothing happens.

I wish the next person had a better wish than me.

 

granted a few years later you became a kishin and all of shibusen kiled you

i wish i was a cat

 

Granted, but you have an odd liking for live dog hair

I wish I had the fourth Super Smash Bros.