The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Te Deum, Aug 9, 2011.

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  1. Glen Returned from the dead

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    You buy some happy pills, but take so many that your smile reflecting in the mirror kills you instantly.

    I wish i could spend all day talking to my girlfriend tomorrow.
     
    Glen, Aug 11, 2011
    Glen, Aug 11, 2011
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  2. Shinichi Izumi Totally Pink and stuff

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    granted, but you just became mute, blind, and death

    i wish i was popular
     
    Shinichi Izumi, Aug 11, 2011
    Shinichi Izumi, Aug 11, 2011
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  3. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    THAT IS UNGRANTABLE lol jk Garanted. You go blind from the camera flashes of the paparazzi.

    I wish I could talk to animals.
     
    Te Deum, Aug 11, 2011
    Te Deum, Aug 11, 2011
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  4. Droid Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Granted, but your head swells to an enormous size.

    I wish clothes washed themselves.
     
    Droid, Aug 11, 2011
    Droid, Aug 11, 2011
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  5. Shinichi Izumi Totally Pink and stuff

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    granted

    due to your supernatural power you were taken to area 51 and can never leave

    i wish could teletransport my self anywhere
     
    Shinichi Izumi, Aug 11, 2011
    Shinichi Izumi, Aug 11, 2011
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  6. Rhiscx Banned

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    Wish granted. But you are teleported to the deep reaches of space.

    I wish I was a cat.
     
    Rhiscx, Aug 11, 2011
    Rhiscx, Aug 11, 2011
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  7. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Granted. 9 lives later, you die.


    I wish I had Deathspank's account.
     
    Te Deum, Aug 11, 2011
    Te Deum, Aug 11, 2011
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  8. The Graceful Assassin It's Just Like Christmas Morning

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    Granted, but you get shot because the guy thought you were a bobcat.


    I wish my ear would stop hurting.
    EDIT: osh-not again.
     
    The Graceful Assassin, Aug 11, 2011
    The Graceful Assassin, Aug 11, 2011
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  9. Shinichi Izumi Totally Pink and stuff

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    granted your ear exploded

    i wish i had a pet iguana
     
    Shinichi Izumi, Aug 11, 2011
    Shinichi Izumi, Aug 11, 2011
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  10. Glen Returned from the dead

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    Granted, but it eats you.


    I wish school wasn't on today.
     
    Glen, Aug 11, 2011
    Glen, Aug 11, 2011
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  11. Shinichi Izumi Totally Pink and stuff

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    granted you will have school every day

    i wish i was a police man
     
    Shinichi Izumi, Aug 11, 2011
    Shinichi Izumi, Aug 11, 2011
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  12. Droid Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Granted, but it will be tomorrow, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, AND the next day..

    I wish it rained hail the size of mini-vans.

    (and the next day)

    Edit: for the Dr.
    freakin ninja cats.
     
    Droid, Aug 11, 2011
    Droid, Aug 11, 2011
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  13. Rhiscx Banned

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    Wish granted. But...............
     
    Rhiscx, Aug 11, 2011
    Rhiscx, Aug 11, 2011
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  14. The Graceful Assassin It's Just Like Christmas Morning

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    Granted, but you were killed for not making a wish.


    I wish Sony Vegas would work forever.
     
    The Graceful Assassin, Aug 11, 2011
    The Graceful Assassin, Aug 11, 2011
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  15. Spike H E R O

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    Granted, but the contents of your hard drive become goldfish crackers, rendering it useless for anything other than the storage of more goldfish crackers.

    Also, the crackers wink at you.

    I wish to Undo Chuck Norris.
     
    Spike, Aug 11, 2011
    Spike, Aug 11, 2011
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  16. Arch Mana Knight

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    Wish granted. Bruce Lee is now the most popular meme to ever exist in the history of memes. Your eyes will bleed with how often Bruce Lee shows up on EVERYTHING.

    I wish Red Batman was a real DC character to fit with the theme of characters like Red Robin, Red Hood, and Red X.
     
    Arch, Aug 12, 2011
    Arch, Aug 12, 2011
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  17. Spike H E R O

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    Wish granted, but eveyone now calls him Foxman and he becomes the mascot for Firefox, only to be assasinated by angered Google Chrome users.

    I wish my guitar could speak.
     
    Spike, Aug 12, 2011
    Spike, Aug 12, 2011
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  18. Arch Mana Knight

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    FFFFFF- Red Batman. ;^;

    Wish granted but your guitar will only insult you 24/7 and will treat you so horribly that you will have suicidal tendencies and finally kill yourself due to your guitar's comments on how bad you suck at life.

    I wish my eight string guitar was already here.
     
    Arch, Aug 12, 2011
    Arch, Aug 12, 2011
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  19. bluekingboy Destiny Islands Resident

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    Wish granted but it got all kinds of f***ed up in the mail.

    I wish my damn Pottermore welcome email would show up already!
     
    bluekingboy, Aug 12, 2011
    bluekingboy, Aug 12, 2011
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  20. The Graceful Assassin It's Just Like Christmas Morning

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    Granted, but your computer shortly crashes after reading it.


    I wish I was in the kingdom hearts world.
     
    The Graceful Assassin, Aug 12, 2011
    The Graceful Assassin, Aug 12, 2011
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