The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Te Deum, Aug 9, 2011.

  1. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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  2. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    (I don't know if you're a dude or a chick so don't get offended.)


    I wish for a cape.
     
  3. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    I'm a guy, Ted. Also you get a cape however it gets caught in a Jet turbine and you get killed.

    I wish, I wish I had a fish.
     
  4. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Granted. Your wish for a wish for a fish is not granted though.

    I wish for immortality.
     
  5. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    Granted, you get a suit of armor but once you put it on your body turns into dust and your soul is forever trapped inside the armor, completely aware and unable to interact with the world.

    I wish for... guess.
     
  6. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Granted. But your Guess™ products end up being fake.

    I wish for the ability to read minds.
     
  7. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    Granted but you can't control your new power and you go completely insane from it.

    I wish that something would get currupted.
     
  8. Kayate King's Apprentice

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    Granted. But it was your favorite cereal.

    I wish I had one of those hats that British policemen wear.
     
  9. Shinichi Izumi Totally Pink and stuff

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    granted,the hat smells like crap though

    i wish for a zombie apocalypse to hapend now
     
  10. Droid Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Granted, it's a thriller.

    I wish your sig didn't give me a mild seizer.
     
  11. Itachilives Gummi Ship Junkie

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    granted it now gave you a grand seizer
    i wish for all schools to only be for 4 hours a day
     
  12. Noroz I Wish Happiness Always Be With You

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    Granted. But the stupidity of this generation will lead to the destruction of the world.
    I wish I knew Pi to the exact digit.
     
  13. Destiny's hand Traverse Town Homebody

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    Wish granted but you don't get Weekends or Breaks.

    I wish I was in any video game (That I like.)
     
  14. KH2man13 Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Granted. You now have no life.

    I wish my Pottermore Beta email would just f*cking get here already.
     
  15. Itachilives Gummi Ship Junkie

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    granted but your email just crashed
    i wish halo 4 would come out tomorrow
     
  16. Rhiscx Banned

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  17. Destiny's hand Traverse Town Homebody

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    Wish granted, but you have to kill yourself to use it.

    I wish I hadn't been ignored.
     
  18. Itachilives Gummi Ship Junkie

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    granted but u r in all the zombie ones and died hundreds of times
    i wish i could stop saying got it memorized lol
     
  19. Noroz I Wish Happiness Always Be With You

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    Wish granted.

    I wish I was dead
     
  20. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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