The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation

granted, but the first movie must be bambi

I wish I could go into the kingdom hearts universe

 

Granted, but your first world is Atlantic and there aren't any heartless.

I wish I could breath underwater. :=D:

 

Granted, but you can't breathe on land.

I wish that there were more things like wings and songs to sing and places to be and people to see, and that they're all for me.

 

that's supposed to be bad? If it's just in the KH universe who cares?

 

What the hell...?
Bambi is adorable, I don't mind, and after that, I get to do whatever the fuk I want!

 

than you have to go through every movie you despise first. Although I don't know how you like bambi

 

I'm a girl, I have a soft spot for animals.
Do the math.

Also, can't take the first consequence back!

I wish KHV was full of life again.

 

Granted, but it is the life of new members, and the old ones have up and gone.

I wish that I could have my old forums back.

 

how does being a girl mean you like animals? Oh whatever

Granted, but you won't be on when it is full of life again

I wish things like X-men and other Marvel things were real

Edit: curses Makaze, you stole it from me

 

:=D:

Granted but you make Hulk angry and you die before enjoying it.

I wish I was invincible.

 

Granted but then Superman and you get together because it just makes sense, and then you're relentlessly mocked by Lois Lane

I wish I wish for stars.

 

Granted, but you cannot think to do anything and make it useless.

I wish that I could think at full capacity.

Ninja'd...

 

Wish granted but then you look down on the rest of mankind and live your life alone.

I wish for every new, not defective PS3 game that's known to man.

 

Wish granted. But you only have an XBox.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

 

Granted, but you wish for a new bathtub and can't wish for anything else.

I wish bananas could sing.

 

Wish granted but after a while you eat them all.

I wish this thread would die.

 

Granted

OKAY NOBODY POST OKAY THIS THREAD IS DEAD OKAY DON'T REVIVE IT THAT WOULD BE UNACCEPTABLE

I wish for some toast right about now.

 

Granted but you now allergic to bread
I wish i lived in Hawaii
(i dont see how this could blow up in my face lol :p)

 

Wish granted but once you get there a volcano becomes active and LITERALLY blows up in your face. x3

I wish this thread would die.

 

Granted, but a volcano blows up in your face.

I wish I had a robot pirate shotgun.

EDIT: THAT IS UNCANNY YOU ARE AN UNCANNY NINJA THAT IS A THING NOW