The Chuck Norris fanclub

C'mon, you know you want to join.


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"Only a foolish fool from a land of fools could think something so foolishly foolish." ​

 

You better not be dissin' the Norris D:<

 

The only hand which can beat a Royal Flush is Chuck Norris' hand.

 

What's a royal flush?

 

The Matrix doesn't have Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris has the Matrix.
When Morpheus confronted Chuck Norris with the choice, Chuck Norris took both pills.

 

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.

Chuck Norris has to use a stunt double when he does crying scenes.

People have often asked the United States, What is your secret weapon against terrorists? We simply reply...Chuck Norris.

There are four legal methods of execution in the United States: lethal injection, gas chamber, electric chair and Chuck Norris.

Earth's emergency defence plan in case of alien invasion is Chuck Norris.

On the SAT if you put Chuck Norris for every answer you will score over 8000

Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.

 

ROFL,those are so funny,the manslaughter was the best
sign me up and cause i don't want to get round house kicked

 

I rofl'd at the Chuck Norris facts.

Sign me up 4.ever.

 

xD those chuck norris facts crack me up!!!

I'm signing up!

 

Erm... who?

 

does not compute

 

There's already a Catch the Rain fanclub people.

 

I be a Chuck Norris fan D: