The Chocolate Begins

Shade Tail · Feb 14, 2009

Me & Fayt decided to make a parody of a parody.
This was 'The Saga Begins' by Weird Al Yankovic (Which parodied 'American Pie' by Don McLean) :)

A long long time ago
In a Galaxy bar far far away
Mars was under an attack
And I find me and the Milky Bar kid
Could talk the Maltesers in,
to maybe cutting them a little slack

But their response, it didn't thrill us
They locked the doors and tried to eat us
We escaped from that mouth,
And met the Twix and Lion bars.
We took a Borneville from the scene
And we went to Cadbury's to see the Crunchie
We all wound up on a Bounty~
That's where, we found... This bar...

Oh,
My my this here Dairy Milk bar
Maybe Dark Chocolate someday later
Now he's just Milky Way,
He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye.
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a fun size"
"Soon I'm gonna be a fun size"

Did you know this Milky Way,
Isn't even old enough to lay.
But he can use the spread, they say.
Ahh, do you see him hitting on the Crunchie.
Though he's just 9 and she's 14.
Yeah, he's probably gonna marry her someday~

Well, I know he built Whisper,
And I've heard how fast his yum can go.
And we were broke, it's true.
So we made a wafer or two, WOO!
He was a pre-milk chocolatey flyin’ ace.
And the minute Chunky started off that race,
Well, I knew who would win first place,
Oh yes, it was our bar.

We started singin‘
My my this here Dairy Milk bar,
Maybe Dark Chocolate someday later.
Now he's just Milky Way,
He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye.
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a fun size"
"Soon I'm gonna be a fun size"

Now we finally got to Caramel.
The Fun Size mix bag we knew would want,
To see how good the bar could be.
So we took him there and we told the tale,
How his mini-calories were off the scale,
And he might fulfil that prophecy.

Oh the mix bag was impressed of course
Could he bring balance to the spread?
They interviewed the bar
Oh, training they forbid
Because Yorkie sensed in him much fear
And Milky Bar Kid said "Now listen here"
"Just stick it in your pointy square"
"I still will teach this bar"

He was singin',
My my this here Dairy Milk bar,
Maybe Dark Chocolate someday later.
Now he's just Milky Way,
He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye.
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a fun size"
"Soon I'm gonna be a fun size"

We caught a ride back to Mars,
'Cause Chrunchie Mega Size wanted to.
I frankly would've liked to stay.
We all fought in that epic war,
And it wasn't long at all before,
Little hotshot flew his package and saved the day.
And in the end some Penguins died…
Some Lions blew up and some Snickers fried.
A lot of chocs were croakin'.
The Kit Kats were broken.
And the Fun Size I Admire most,
Met up with Dove Bar and now he's toast.
Well i'm still here and he's a Halls
I guess I'll train this bar…

And I was singin',
My my this here Dairy Milk bar,
Maybe Dark Chocolate someday later.
Now he's just Milky Way,
He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye.
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a fun size"
"Soon I'm gonna be a fun size"
We were singin',
My my this here Dairy Milk bar,
Maybe Dark Chocolate someday later.
Now he's just Milky Way,
He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye.
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a fun size"~
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Fayt-Harkwind · Feb 14, 2009

Our msn ramblings for the win?

Shade Tail · Feb 14, 2009

Fayt-Harkwind said: ↑

Our msn ramblings for the win?
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It amazes me, the amount of random crap we can come up with on the spot XD

What? · Feb 14, 2009

You made a parody of a suspected parody.

Silly Brits.

reptar · Feb 14, 2009

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWgQGf0EHHE&feature=channel_page

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