The Big Fat Book of Badassery

List rules for it now.

Go.

 

You must not be a member of KHV (with a few exceptions).

 

You must not read the Twilight series. EVER.

 

Has never actually laughed out loud at a picuture of a lolcat.

Or ever looked at the title. Or ever, even in slightest, think about buying it. Or thinking about it in general.

 

BURN MILLIE!a

 

The air will chill in your prescence, for death hovers about you as a mother protecting it's child. The heaves twist and mountains crumble for you, so great is your might, and there is nothing left in your wake.

 

Must not use the words "epic", "fail", "win", or any combination of the former, in their overused contexts, ever.

 

Can not include HadesDragon

 

Cannot include any rules made by Xaale.

 

Duke Nukem would be on the cover of the book and every page.

 

Oh indeed. One of the important rules.

 

hail to the king baby

 

That shall be arranged.

 

Smoke .

 

Please elaborate. Does second-hand smoking count?

 

Must have a latin and mysterious mustache, if possible.

 

I knew it.

Must think of Alex Louis Armstrong when hearing "sparkling men." Anyone who thinks of a Twilight vampire shall be burned at the stake.

 

Oh like thats fair to me, my parents bought it for me

Must be gay

 

DID THEY TIE YOU TO A CHAIR AND FORCE YOU TO READ IT?a

 

No, but every single girl i know in real life did....