The best pick-up lines ***KEEP IT CLEAN***

"My love for you burns stronger than my Lv. 47 Pyromagician Mage equipped with a Firagun Hammer and over 200 Attack Points and 120 HP. Will you go out with me?"

 

"It looks like you fell from the sky and hit every branch on the sexy tree"

Is that clean...can I say sexy?

"Hey, If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "U" and "I" together."

"You must be a parking ticket, cause you got fine written all over you."

 

I heard this on the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. I don't remember EXACTLY how it goes, but I think this is close.

"WHOO, GIRL! You going to jail, 'cause it's got to be illegal to look THAT good."

>.<

 

hey babe * smack* hey what did *smack* stop!!*smack smack smcak* Okay so I'm not good at picking up the ladies

 

"Your peperspray has an esquisit aftertaste!"

 

let me try again.....your eyes are * smack* okay your face *smack smack*
your hair * smack smack smack smack* X.X *K.O.ed*

 

Do you know karate because your body is kicking.

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One of my few friends at school had a whole notepad of pick up lines.
(He later threw them away because they didn't work! )

 

Surprised no one chose this one: "Do you have a map, because I'm lost in your eyes" Classic, but still good.

 

guy: "do you have a map?"
girl: "no why?"
guy: "cause i'm lost in your eyes."

omg seriously eye pick-up lines are the cutest everrrrrrr.




EDIT: um. i just realized that my quote is the same as the person before me. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD. i'm stupid.

 

Oh, oh, I got another one! My friend attempted this one and it failed (obviously) XD

"Hey, babe. I've got chest hair. Wanna make out?"

 

heres a dumb one,

if i had a flower for everytime i thought of you,
i'd walk forever in a garden

 

Not a very good one but

I lost my number can i have yours?

 

Are you parents ******ed?

Because you're special. How nice.

 

I haven't heard this one a lot but: Hello...cupid called. He says to tell you I need my heart back.

 

Are we talking about only 1-4 liners because I have some pretty good ones that are actually more like short stories.

If it is only really short ones, then: "I'm really sorry I chopped off your boyfriend's arms. Need a hug?"

 

Soda just came out my nose; thanks for that, Roxas!

This was used on me. *winces* Let's see if I can remember exactly how it went... oh yeah! I was eating a strawberry Life Saver at the time:

A friend of mine: *talking to the guy* "Why do you follow her everywhere?"
The-guy-who-shall-remain-unnnamed: "Because she's sweet like strawberries."

I can never eat strawberry Life Savers ever again.

~Jade

 

I can't believe no one's used this yet.

"Did it hurt?"
"Did what hurt?"
"When you fell from heaven?"

 

I heard this on the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
*in an arcade*
"I don't want you to have cheese!"
"I can have cheese if I want to!"
"NO YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX!"
*everybody stares at Will and Ashley*
"Were ordering lunch..

 

i herd this 1 alwhile ago and havnt had enough courage to use it yet
before i met u i had 5 keys but since ive met u i only have 4 and a no u stole that key and its the key to my heart

 

Me,You, right now. (my friend tried that and it worked....SOB)


"Will you marry me?"
"What!? I don't know you"
"Ok, I'm Jim, now let's get hitched"