The Bar

Zexion, unknowing that Seifer had been shot
and had left,
took Marluxia into the women's bathroom
to carry-out part two of his plan.

Up against a stall door,
unknowing Zexion had already done what he needed to do,
Marluxia scowls.
"We get caught in here,
we're in big trouble."
Marluxia growls,
although his voice sounds slightly weird.

Zexion can't help but laugh,
despite not having a heart.

"I will, you won't...."
Zexion retorts as he bursts into laughter.

At this same instant,
Marluxia lets out a "Huh?"
and sees himself in a mirror in front of the sinks.

Instead of his usual self,
he appeared to be....a....a.....Chick!!??

Marluxia gazed in astonisment from
the mirror to Zexion,
and then back to the mirror.

He then ran in rage and made a grab for
Zexion's throat,
griping the cloaked schemer and pushing him up against
the tile plated wall.
"Who else can see this?!"
He asks spontaneously,
reffering to the new illusion.

Zexion, caught off guard by the throat grabbing,
kicks his legs futiley in the air.

"Every....one!"
He exlaims through gasps.

Before Marluxia can go farther into rage and totally
break Zexion's neck,
a tomahawk cuts into his side.

Marluxia is slammed into the opposite wall,
Lexeaus now just walking in calmly.

He looks down to the ground,
to see Zexion on his knees, face down,
gasping for breath.

Lexeaus heaves Zexion up by one
hand, and picks him up abruptly.

"What are you doing?"
Zexion asks,
Lexeaus almost snapping his wrist.

Without a word,
Lexeaus leaves with Zexion in hand,
and leaving a dazed and female Marluxia behind.

 

Domino watched her boss shoot the slackers behind the counter and sighed deeply, Work is awfully slow today. She observed Zexion and Marluxia enter the women's washroom, shortly followed by Lexeaus. Afterwards, Lexeaus exited the washroom with Zexion in hand and no Marluxia.

Curious and confused, Domino went to check in the washroom to see a woman who looks exactly like Marluxia. "Uh, miss? Since when did you got in here?" she asked politely while eyeing the woman suspiciously.

 

Marluxia blinks a couple of times,
hearing a voice.

He opens his eyelids,
realizing he is still in the women's
bathroom,
and looks up.

He grunts....or rather she now(!),
and gets up,
wobbly-legged from the prior attack from Lexeaus.

The feminine Marluxia holds steady against a wall,
and groans.
In her mind, one thought passed through.
Find Zexion, make him fix this,
kill Zexion and Lexeaus...

 

*sees leaxeus and zexion come out of the women's bathroom with no marluxia*
hey lexeaus,where's marluxia.

 

The woman groaned and braced on the wall to steady herself. Instinctively, Domino went to her side in a flash while asking, "OMG! Miss, are you okay?"

 

Outside the women's bathroom,
Lexeaus just storms out the door,
Zexion wriggling in his tight grip.

Leaxeaus passes with a word,
and Zexion is too preoccupied with trying to release
his wrist from lexeaus's hand to answer any questions.

In a moment,
they are out the door and gone.

Meanwhile,
Marluxia tries to come up with a very quick lie,
peering slighlty larger eyes around the room.
"Umm...yes...I'm okay...it's just....erm....a friend...?"
Marluxia wiles unconvincingly sounding,
but using a term women used when they had.....troubles...

Marluxia tried gaining the new balance,
almost collapsing to the unfamiliar weight in the front,
but then wobbling backwards shortly after.

Then, she gains her balance,
and grins sheepishly.
"I'll be alright!"
She says happily,
and calmly wobbles on her feet out the door.

As soon as she gets outside and into the bar room,
Marluxia glares her eyes around for Zexion,
not seeing him anywhere!

He must have left when he knew I would kill him...
Marluxia thinks to herself...himself....him/erself....?
That sounded worse than it felt....0.0

Marluxia shakes off the feeling.

Although he know had the appearence of a woman his age,
voluptous at that.....(!),
he was still male in manneristics, so he had to blend in somehow
until he could get Zexion to undo the illusion.

But just as Marluxia is plotting,
a huge crash is heard from the glass door entrance,
glass scattering everywhere!

She quickly ducks under a table,
hiding under it while glass shards fly about.

Shortly before,
Demyx is riding the skateboard all through the town,
first pulling an ollie,
then an airwalk, then a really tricky one, a bahema(Sp?)!

Just as he was about to stop however,
right in front of the entrance to the door,
the shoelaces he had forgotten to tie,
suddenly get caught in the rolling wheels,
keeping him from braking,
or even moving his feet!

The Door was barely a foot away,
and it was too late to turn out of the way.

Demyx gulps as he makes fast contact with the door,
crashing right into it!

OOC:
And yes, Demyx is also a waitor.
Think a much younger Jerry Lewis in
characterisitics however.

He's hard-working, but he tries to hard, and windes up bumbling.
dropping plates, spilling food onto the customers,
.....crashing into doors on skateboards......>.>*Whistles innocently*

But he's also an entertainer,
rocking out on his Sitar,
and using his control over Dancer nobodies to set up a show.

 

Leon looked around the bar instintively. What the? he thought. He walked to the door and glared at the fallen Demyx. "You do know that this is coming out of your paycheck, right?" he told him. He took out his trusty combat knife and cut the skateboard free from the shoelaces. "I'll be taking this to see if it can cover some of the damage or just because. Either way, you won't be seeing it for a while." First Seifer, now Demyx. Who's next?

 

Demyx doesn't really want to mention that he in fact had just found
the skateboard on the ground,
just as he had left the apartment complex.
(A KH II Cameo! ^^ It's the skatebaord from Twilight Town, the prequel start...xD)

Demyx tries getting up, but just keeps slipping on crushed glass.
"Ahhh man...."
Demyx groans, being stuck on the ground,
no less face first on crushed glass.

Meanwhile, Marluxia is slipping out from under the table,
eyes peering around nervously.

Seeing the distubance had only been cuased by Demyx,
Marlxuia shakes her head....his head(!), don't forget it!!

Slowly Marluixa gets up and swiftly walks out the
nonexistant door as Leon is looking over the skateboard.

 

She watched the woman exit the door and wondered to herself, She looks exactly like Marluxia and she's stuttering.. nervous almost.. A crash from outside cut off her thoughts and exited the washroom to check. There, she saw Demyx on the ground groaning while being scolded by Leon. Domino looked for Marluxia and saw her(him) under a table. Before she could get to her(him), she(he) went for the entrance and exited.

She walked to Leon, "Boss, can I help?" she asked while looking on the broken door and scattered glasses on the floor.

 

Leon looked at Domino. He handed her the skateboard. "Here. Sell this. Make sure it get sold for a reasonably high price. This door was expensive." he told her. He went back to Demyx. "I'm docking your pay in half for a month. Got it?" he said sternly. Jeez...what's with all of this irresponsibility here? he thought as he went back to the counter.

 

Demyx,go get a broom and start sweeping that up before people start stepping in it.

 

She nodded and carried the skateboard to the counter. She put it in one of the lower empty drawers and started to arrange the glasses and bottles.

 

Suddenly, there was some shouting. It seemed like some friends were getting into a fight. Leon did his best to ignore it. Then it started to get out of hand. He glared at them. "You guys! Knock it off! If you're gonna fight, there's a room in the back!" he yelled at them.