The Aventures of Sora and Riku: a fanfic

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  1. dlamp Merlin's Housekeeper

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    This is my first fanfic. Enjoy :)


    Chapter 1: Sora and Riku's Thriller

    While traveling through space, Sora, Donald, and Goofy were traveling to The World That Never Was when, all of the sudden, Riku crashed onto their cockpit's windshield.

    "What the heck are you doing on our gummi ship, Riku?" Sora said.

    Riku replied, "I wanted to ride the ship with you! I'm lonely!"

    "But, Riku, you can't ride the gummi ship."

    "Is this about the dark door thing? I can explain-"

    "No, Riku, you don't understand! This thing has a weight capacity! If you stay on this thing too long-"

    And then they vanished into another dimension. They appeared in a dark neighborhood. They get off of the gummi ship and start to explore. Then they found a man in a strange red suit, and a girl with him. Unfortunately, Sora and Riku killed them without hesitation because they were both hyped up on coffee. Donald died 3 seconds into the battle.

    They continued to walk down the street, carrying the deadweight of Donald's...dead... body. Then there was than eerie mist surrounding the neighborhood. They then heard an eerie voice, saying: "Darkness Falls Across The Land.
    The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand.
    Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood
    To Terrorize Y’awl’s Neighbourhood.
    And Whosoever Shall Be Found
    Without The Soul For Getting Down
    Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell
    And Rot Inside A Corpse’s Shell."

    Then, zombies start appearing everywhere. Yes, zombies. Crawling into the streets. From manholes, and houses. Sora, Goofy, Riku, and Donald's dead body were surrounded by zombies. The zombies took one look at Riku, and turned him into a zombie. Sora and Goofy were paralyzed in fear. Then, Riku started dancing with the zombies. (due to your personal safety, I cannot describe how they dance.) Then, Riku sang the following in an unnaturally high voice:

    "‘Cause This Is Thriller, Thriller Night
    And No One’s Gonna Save You From The Beast About Strike
    You Know It’s Thriller, Thriller Night
    You’re Fighting For Your Life Inside A Killer, Thriller Tonight

    Thriller, Thriller Night
    There Ain’t No Second Chance Against The Thing With
    Forty Eyes
    You Know It’s Thriller, Thriller Night
    You’re Fighting For Your Life Inside Of Killer, Thriller Tonight

    Thriller, Thriller Night
    ‘Cause I Can Thrill You More Than Any Ghost Would Dare To Try
    Girl, This Is Thriller, Thriller Night
    So Let Me Hold You Tight And Share A Killer, Diller, Chiller
    Thriller Here Tonight"

    Sora then had an uncontrollable urge to start dancing with Riku. After all of the zombies were done singing and dancing, they hunted down Goofy (and if you know what I'm talking about, Goofy doesn't wake up.) and killed him.

    After the horrible song and chasing is done, Sora and Riku went back onto the gummi ship, took Donald's deadweight to overweigh it, and got the heck out of there.


    To be continued...

    Will Sora and Riku get to The World that Never Was? Will Michael Jackson survive the incredible beating he recieved? Will I stop ranting like this anytime soon? Find out in Chapter 2: Screwed up Boss Fight!


    Feel free to comment :)
     
  2. Cherry Berry Chaser

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    Damn that was as random as hell xD

    Its a good job, but I got confuzzled when Zombies appeared and did the thriller in (a personal safety issue, I cannot describe how they dance.)

    xD Yeah, I found it random and funny! Thumbs up xD
     
  3. Bond of Flame I'm an alien

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    Aaah, the old-skool ranting homour at the end of the chapter...
    Pretty hilarious! Keep up!
     
  4. EraserRain Banned

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    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
     
  5. Cherry Berry Chaser

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    ^^ I've read this over again, and I lol'd every 10 seconds xD

    Good job!!
     
  6. --K-H-A-- Moogle Assistant

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    a message from dlamp: (who is on the phone with me now)
    I am on my way to the library! Expect a new update at about 2:00! Today!
     
  7. dlamp Merlin's Housekeeper

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    that not gonna happen

    that not gonna happen because i don't don't know how to write it down --K-H-A-- got to it for me if you can help that be great

    Ch. 2 is done so finish reading and go to Ch. 2

    Ch. 2 is done so finish reading and go to Ch. 2
     
  8. --K-H-A-- Moogle Assistant

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    OK...

    As it turns out, dlamp mistakenly posted ch. 2 in another thread. his computer is currently busted, so he'll have the next update tomorrow, when he has access to a working computer. If we're lucky, his comp will be fixed today and we can have ch. 2 as soon as possible!

    EDIT: Thread w/ ch. 2 and the rest:
    http://www.kh-vids.net/showthread.php?t=56558