The April Fools Virus...

Yeah...that would boost sales..and that would be bad for them.

 

Explain to me how the boosting of sales would not benefit the said company?

 

No, I ment



Sales=good for company


People buying=Bad for spending money for no reason.

 

Stimulus of the economy. Also the economy sucks right now.

 

Actually, the economy is based on sales, and if people aren't buying, there's no sales, no sales equal a recession. The only way to fix an economy in our situation is the BUY things and stimulate the markets. Spending money frivolously at this point is in people's best interest. However frivolous buying a computer truly is.

 

Random Fact: The Chinese made the virus. <:

 

That is true....Dammit, you stumped me again : D


I hope they really dont go out and buy new computers for this..

 

Also known as the line of reasoning you should use when asking for nice things.
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XD I could see this happening.



"If you dont buy (insert item here) for me, you wont help the economy, and it will fall! D:"

 

That is quite a sales pitch. I see a new future.

 

Damn capitalism.