The Alter Ego Family Returns!

How unhealthy. It's more healthy to be overweight than do that.

 

tell that to her. she weighs 45 pounds! she flipped out when she was at 46 yesterday
but i wanna stay up past bed time!

 

45? A 13 year old girl should at least be 75!

 

Bed,now Young Lady,don't Make Me Come In There.

 

um actually shes 14
but i never get to stay up late!
emmax go to bed now or ur father will have to spank u
but i wanna stay up late!

 

*breaks out the paddle*
EMMAX,BED,NOW!

 

She's older than you?
Young lady, I'm fed up with your eating habits! Without eating foods with calories, you're not getting your nutrition! Without nutrition your body can't work right! Those potions can't possibly be good for your health! Fats, carbs, sugars, they're all needed for nutrition!

 

ya shes 14
NO! i wanna have my no calorie potions and stay up late!

 

Alright,that Does It
*spanks Emmax With The Paddle*
Bed,nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Rawrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

*starts crying* no i wanna stay up late!

 

Oh, boy....................

 

i wanna stay up late!

 

*goes to the bar down the street*
bartender,get me the biggest pitcher you gots.
*is given pitcher*

 

Alright young lady! Starting tomorrow, you're gonna eat calories! Or do you want me to call the physician?!
Why are you screaming?

 

i wanna stay up late and have non-calorie potions!
im gonna go join luffy *goes off*

 

Yeah, I'm coming too.

 

*asleep on her bed*

ok i guess emmax is asleep now. *looks at the time* ahh! i gtg now. its like 10:00pm where i am and i have to go to bed now. ill be on tomorrow though

 

later girl.see you tommrrow.
*drinks first pitcher*
bartender,another one.

 

*has head on the bar* Maybe I shouldn't have gotten the strongest thing they had...

 

*drinks second pitcher*
bartender,another one,this time i want a cherry in it.