The Alphabetical Conversation Game

Okay here's what to do:
If you are the first letter ("A") You say something random. The next poster carries on the conversation, but their statement must start with the next letter in the alphabet and has to be a response to the previous poster's statement or question.

Example:
Will: Apples are good
Bill: Bananas are better
Phil: Cookies are best
And so on.
No skipping letters, no bashing, no being rude or excluding others.
If people post a letter at the same time or by accident, no biggie. Disregard it and move on to the next letter.
Once we get to the last letter z, start over with a new statement or question. Simple(:

Ready ? I'll go first.

Animals are friendly and nice to have around the house.

 

But what if apples should fall out their butts?

 

Come on, what're the chances of that happening?

 

Daily medicine procedures should prevent those chances

 

Exactly my point.

 

Friend, your point is quite pointy.

 

Gabby, why do you believe that about his point?

 

Great, let's go!

 

Goodness gracious, that kind of language will not be tolerated mister!

 

Here's to no bad language!

 

Is it just me, or is this like Alphabetical Improv from Victorious?

 

In time, bad language will die harder than Vexen in CoM

 

Just listen, I believe Gabby, jackdaniel, and Tommy posted the wrong letters.

 

Just in time, too!

 

Kay, we keep double lettering (?) but that's alright!

 

Let's go to the market.

 

LOL...those count, right? lol? rofl?

 

Maybe they do, maybe they don't.

 

My goodness, I'm suffocating! Only a kiss from a lady will help.

 

Money is what we lack, preventing us from going to the market