I know I had the next chapter of OMG Organization XIII and Silent Hill ready, because it took longer than expected but... my dang nephews got into my account and deleted some of my files... OMG O.XIII and SH was one of them... I hate sharing a computer with them, little demons. ANYWAY! To fill the void of lost hardwork and humor I put into the 2nd chapter, I've been hiding THIS in my email drafts... wasn't sure if I wanted to do it or not but... my friend Alicia-Oneesan has inspired me to go on. and I will rewrite the 2nd chapter to OMG O.XIII and SH soon. Enough of the long rant, I present to you... The Adventures of Saix and Yuffie! (This was also inspired by the Final Fantasy Flash movies of Cactuar and Tonberry. XD) (-----------------------------) Flow 1 Silence is Golden... Ignorance is Bliss. The day was just like any other day. Peaceful. Quiet. Serene. Number VII, The Luna Diviner; Saix, was just sitting on a couch, wearing dark blue-framed glasses and dressed in his usual attire of the Organization cloak, reading... pfft... a Sailor Moon Manga. XD "Sailor Moon does it again... what a complete ditz..." mumbled Saix. The silence was very much appreciated for him... too appreciated. There was a tiny speck of impending doom in the back of his mind that tells him the silence wouldn't last but he got rid of that tiny speck and continued reading... just when something clinged around his neck from behind. Saix + Glomping + Yuffie + Tarnished Rep = ...Mass Insanity. Entering Berserk Mode in 15 seconds... "Yuffie..." he began calmly, saying her name with every ounce of venom a Black Mamba could muster. "What... are you doing?" Said Ninja Girl twirled from behind him to his right side and he was pretty much out of his comfort zone now. Yuffied grinned and Saix could have sworn he saw Demyx in place of Yuffie. "Hiya Sai-chan!" Entering Berserk Mode in 10 seconds... "..." Oh how he hated that nickname. No one else calls him by that name other than... well... he didn't want to say. Yuffie then asked, while jumping up and down, "Lemme read the manga! Lemme read the manga!" Was this girl hyped up on sugar again? Saix closed his eyes and heaved a long sigh. "No." "Why not?" Entering Berserk Mode in 5 seconds... GAWD, how many times did he have to say it? "Because... you, and I quote Vexen: Are mentally challenged and you are also a Kleptomaniac to the highest degree." Yuffie tilted her head to the side, confused, but a big smile spread across her face. "Do you have a cookie?" Berserk Mode initiated. Saix lost all rational thought with that question and shoved the manga in her hands. "FINE! GO AHEAD!!! TAKE THE FLIPPIN MANGA!!!" He stomped out of the room to kill one of Yuffie's Vincent plushies. "YAAAYYEEE!!!" Squealed Yuffie, a very Jurassic Park T-Rex-like roar coming from the other room was heard, followed by the sounds of tearing fabric. Yuffie flipped through the manga when the phone rang. She answered. "Hello, this is Yuffie, if you're selling cookies and other sugar-loaded products, read off the prices and I'll-" In a blur of black and blue, Saix snatched the phone out of Yuffie's hands and bopped her over the head with it. "How many times do I have to address to you that you should NEVER answer the phone! People will know we're living together!" "What's wrong with us living together?" she asked, like it was just a normal thing that a Klepto Ninja and a Berserk Nobody were living together... if you could call it normal. Saix bopped her over the head with the phone again, second times a charm. That one actually hurt. "Hey! You can't hit me! I'm a girl!" she wined. L.D. smirked. "Sometimes I wonder." #Is that you VII?# Saix froze at hearing the deep, commanding voice on the phone. He glared at Yuffie, mouthing 'Don't say a word' and talked in the phone. "Superior... uh... yeah..." #How are you faring?# "Just spankin dandy, Sir!" came the sarcastic reply. #Well I have an assignment for you. You are to--# "HIYA MANSE---!!!" Yuffie yelled but was cut off as Saix lashed his arm out like a snake and threw her across the room. "King of Fighters; Vice's Dacide Move, woot woot!" he said, very out of charatcer but... this whole thing is screwy. #VII...# Saix regained composure and talked in the phone again. "I apologize Superior, I was just throwing a few things around." #All right. Your assigment... You are to retrieve a special stone from some ruins.# "The location?" #...Kansas City, Missouri.# Saix did a double-take. "Excuse me???" #Uht... I mean... The Zanarkand Ruins in Spira.# "How will I know where I find it?" #Aren't you housing a kleptomanic ninja with you--# Saix punched a hole in a nearby wall as Xemnas continued to talk and Yuffie playing with the Sailor moon manga as if it was an airplane. She was even making swooshing sounds. The Luna Diviner finally calmed and put the phone up to his ear. "All right, fine. I'll take the case." #Good, Harvey Birdman, Attorney at law.# "What was that, Superior?" #...Nothing. Good luck with your klepto girlfrie--# Saix slammed the phone down on the receiver numerous times while yelling, "D*** YOU TO THE UNDERWORLD, XEMNAS! D*** YOU TO THE UNDERWORLD!!!" "Aww, does Sai-chan need a hug?" Yuffie held out her arms and Saix glared at her, shaking his head. "I really don't like you." He grabbed Claymore off the wall and opened a corridor of darkness. Yuffie bounced up behind him. "Where ya goin?" "I'M going to Zanarkand, YOU'RE going to stay here and make me a sandwich." He disappeared and Yuffie picked up her shuriken from the wall and smirked. "Three... two... one..." The portal opened again and Saix stuck his head through. "Okay, fine. You're coming along too you little fairy." "SWEET! ADVENTURE TIME!!!" She shrieked and tackled hugged Saix. (---------------------) And now, I shall hide behind a wall to avoid the mass amounts of bricks and other blunt objects thrown at me for doing this. ^_^
Gotta love the Berserk mode... XDDDD Ugh... Gah... Tired... DAMN YOU, SCHOOL!!! DX You have impaired my staying-up-late abilitiiiiies!!!! DX *will shoot for 4 am tomorrow*
Yesh, I am absolutely insane for doing this. ^_^ I couldn't help myself. Thanks fer loving the insanity of Saix and Yuffie living together. XDDDD
