the adventure of sora and riku: a fanfic

Chapter 2: Screwed up Boss Fight part 1: The Chaos

Xmenas was in his chamber when a nobody showed up with a report.

"Breaking news Sir!!! We have intruders!!"

"Whaaaaat!!!"

" Sir please let me explain. We had Sora and his purple-haired friend cornered but..."

"But what!!"

"Well it hard to say but the Power Rangers came from out of nowhere and started fending us off,"

Xmenas was speechless for minute but when he came to he was still in shock.

"Okay, let me get straight, you were about to finish off Sora and what's-his-name when the Power Rangers from who-know-what season stop your assult?"

"Yes sir ..."

Xmenas was laughing till tear came out of his eyes.

"HA HA HA HA HA!! OH HO HO HO!!! Oh and I supose the digimon started to crumble our defences while the poke'mon invades my chamber as we speak.AH HA HA HA HA!!!"

"Well actually sir..."

Xmenas' laughter stopped.

"No...don't tell me that-"

"Yes."

"And that the-"

"Yes"

"While we just-"

"YESS!!!"

"O.M.G. we're all going to go mad!!!!

Then a portal opened up and out popped a black hedgehog with red streaks on its heads.

"I want the chaos emerald you stole from me!!!"

to be continued...

Who is this black hedgehog?
What is this emerald that Xmenas stole from him?
Did Xmenas steal it?
Will I ever stop ranting like this?
NO! I won't or will I? Find out in Chapter 3: Screwed up Boss Fight part 2: The Confusion

About the Author

I need to be honest with you people...
I barely play KH..
now know you're all shocked but its true I've only finish boss fight I'll explain more in Ch. 3

 

=S

Really, really random... xD

Screwed up boss fight is the right title... How the heck did power rangers come into the Org XII?!?
xD

The irony was short but funny xD

Good try!!​

 

I did not know nobodies other then Org XIII, Namine and Roxas were capable of speech

 

Good, but its so annoying the way you spell. Its Xemnas, not Xmenas. Other than that, its completely random and I like it.

 

the adventures of Sora and Riku: a fanfic

Chapter 3 Screwed up Boss fight: The Confusion

"What are you talk about you black rodent." said Xemnas

"I'm to about the chaos emerald you stole to rule the universe!!!" said the hedgehog

"Well I don’t have your stupid chaos-wait I could rule universe with this emerald of chaos."

"Well yeah! It has an unlimited source of power so you could rule the universe with it."

Xemnas was interest in this emerald and wanted it to with the world so he decided to team up with this hedgehog and rule the universe with by his side. So they made up shook hand and became partners in crime.

"By the way what's your name hedgehog." said Xemnas

"Shadow..." he said "Shadow the Hedgehog"

"I’m Xemnas" Said Xemnas

"The last member of organization 13"

"don't you mean XIII" said shadow” Because XIII is classier"

"I know but 13 save room on the screen." said Xemnas

“Good point" said shadow

By this time the poke'mon broke into Xemnas' chamber and was destroying everything in site and Xemnas and Shadow were in a panic.

"The poke'mon broke through our defenses what do we do shadow, WHAT DO WE DOOOO!!!"

Then Shadow's emerald began to glow.

“Chaos Control!!!"

"Wh...at... ha...ve... you...'ve... do...ne... sha...dow... eve...ry...h...as...sl...ow...do...wn" said Xemnas very very slowly. "y...ou...us...ed...th...at...em...er...ald...to...do...th...is...did...n't...y...ou"

"Whoops" said shadow
"WHOO...OOO...OOPS!!!”Screamed Xemnas
Xemnas "Y...ou..sl...ow...ed...me...do...wn...al...ong...wi...th...th...e...po...ke...'...mon...y...ou...fo..ol...I...sh...ould...ki...ll...y...ou...ri...ght...n...ow"

"But, but, but"stammer shadow

"No...b...uts...sha...dow...y...ou...cancel...th...is ...ti...me...st...op ...or...el...se"

"yes sir" said shadow

Then he stops the chaos control and everything was back to normal.

"Now that's over” said Xemnas "let's destroy all these poke'mon"


To be Continue...

Will the madness ever cease in KH?
Will Shadow and Xemnas win and rule the universe or will Sora and Riku save the day yet again?
Will I ever stop ranting like this?
Find out in chapter 4 Screwed up Boss fight part 3: The Shock

 

KH2: Dusk to Roxas: "We have come for you, my leige." That's all I have to say.

 

The adventure of sora and riku a fanfic

Chapter 4: Screwed up boss Fight part 4: the shock.

Sora and Riku have finally got to Xemnas' chamber by disguised themselves as a Absol and Ambipom.
"Man,this is just great we have to be these stupid creatures just to reach Xemnas." said Sora.

"Shut up at least you can walk on two legs I have walk on all fours." said Riku.

By this time the chaos was settled and everyone was claiming down.
Just then Sora and Riku were confronted by a pikachu.

"Pika pika chu" It said.

"uh... Hi little rat/mouse thing." Said Sora. ( What Sora and Riku don't know is that poke'mon can't talk.)

The pikachu was in shock an ambipom could talk so it told all his friends about this new.

Them the pokemon started to question the digimon's ability of speech and started to attack the digimon.

Then in the confusion that never ceases to end Shadow started to attack Xemnas to gain his power and rule the world.

At this point Sora and Riku had just about enough of this madness so busted out that costumes and start to hack and slash at everything like it was their job. (And it is too) In the end of it all there were pokemon and digimon bodies all over the place like carpet rug.

At this point Xemnas had just defeat Shadow and ended his betrayal by keeping him as his slave boy...hedgehog...thingy.

"Well I see you've helped me clear out the rats in the build." said Xemnas. "however how do you thing you can handle me."

Then Riku stabbed him in the back.

"Like that" he said. "Just like that."

"O...kay that was...shockingly easy." Said Sora

"Let go" Said Riku "I got dirt on my keyblade."

"Yeah,Yea" Said Sora.


WELL THIS IS THE END OF THE SCREWED BOSS FIGHT SERIES, NOT THE END OF OUR STORY SO TUNE IN NEXT FOR CHAPTER 5: RACE FOR YOUR SPONSOR: FASCAR. :)

 

That was...erm...very random. But pretty funny! Just be sure to watch your spelling and all that. Spelling mistakes make people go insane sometimes. :wacko:

 

The adventure of sora and riku a fanfic

Chapter 5: Race for your sponsor Fascar

I would like to apologize to khvids for posting a poll in the creative corner

Sorry khvids, admins, and mods .

And sorry to the company of Lay, Snyder's, McDonald's, and Burger King for using their names.

PLEASE DON'T SUE ME!!!

After defeating Xemnas and saving the universe of KH Sora and Riku decided to relax and go to a racing in Twight Town.

"It's called fascar" said Riku. "It's a go-kart racing event that gives you the chance to destroy the other cars and not get in trouble for it."

"Uhh...Riku how do know all this" said Sora.

"It was something I came across went I was traveling to hallow baston" Said Riku.

"OOOOkaaaay" Said Sora.

When they got to the racing arena there was one spot left over.

"Sooo who gets the spot." Said Sora.

"You can have it" Said Riku. "I have some 'business' to take care of."

"Whatever" Said Sora.

The race was about to begin.

"Ladies and Gentlemen" Said the announcer "The fascar races are about to begin"

The crowd was screaming their heads off.

"The racers for this race are..."

"That mean lean mushroom machine...MARIO in the Red Mush View attachment Mario.bmp

"Wait how did he..." Stammered Sora

"And that speedy blue dude..."SONIC in the Ring Machine View attachment Sonic.bmp

"But he's not even from..."

"And that dynamic duo..."

"OH! Let me guess the Jak and Daxter."

"NO!!! It's someone new to Fascar Series...THE KIRBY BROS. in their Clashing Carrier" View attachment Kirby.bmp

"Oh brother"

"And Finally the complainer of the Fascar racing circuit..."

"Hey!!"

"SORA in Keyblade Krasher" View attachment Sora.bmp

"Racers on your marks...get set...go."

Sora zoom out of the starting line tailgating Sonic. Sonic starts to do donuts around Sora making him spin out.

"Whoooooaaaaaa" Screams Sora.

Sora twist the wheel the opposite way to get out of spinning but instead he crashed into Mario.

"MAMA MIIIIAAAA!!!!" Screamed Mario.

"In your face mushroom man" Said Sora.

The Kirby Bros. was smacking Mario around. Mario counters by increasing the Red Mush's size with a power shroom.The Kirby Bros. get flattened by massive weight and power of the Red Mush.

Sora started to pass Mario and hit him on the side. Mario tried to increase the size of the Red Mush, but he accidentally used a Poison Shroom and decreased its size, Sora took advantage of Mario's mess-up by flattening his car like a pancake.

"That for the Kirby Bros. mushroom man!" Said Sora.

Mario was out of the race...

The Kirby Bros. were right behind Sora.

Well that doesn't matter. Thought Sora. They can't pass me anyway...

Then the Clashing Carrier split in two and were side-by-side with Sora.

Then the cars activated their buzz saws and started to crash into Sora

"Oh Crap!!"

Right before they crashed Sora hit the brake and the Clashing Carrier was permanently split.

The Kirby Bros. were out of the race...

The Ring Machine and the Keyblade Krash was neck and neck and both Sonic and Sora wanted the lead. Sonic started to use the speed boost but he had used it all up in beginning of the race.

"YOU CAN'T STOP ME NOW BLUE BOY!!!!" Said Sora. "And when I activate my car's ability YOU NEVER WIIIIILLLLLL!!!

Sora started to activate his car ability. His car started to glow and transformed into an Ultima Car, but then Sonic started to do "J" turn and was facing Sora. View attachment Scene.bmp

"If I can't win this race." Said Sonic "No one caaaaaannn!!!" Sonic slammed on the brakes.

"NOOOOOO!!!!" Screamed Sora

The Ring Machine and the Keyblade Krash well, crashed.

After the smoke cleared the winner was revealed.

"AND THE WINNER IS...

The Kirby Bros in the Clash Carrier!!!!" View attachment Kirby.bmp

"Well I guess that was fun now I can to go back to the Gummi Ship."

Sora walked back to the Gummi Ship on the way he saw Riku being carried away by cops.

"We finally caught you Riku" Siad the cop

" Your days of internet predatoring are over Riku or should I say 'CutieKeyblade282' your going to the D.H.E. 'Detention Home for Emo's'." Said the other cop.

"Yeah and you can no longer get away with stealing all of the world's supply of Gummi to pimp your ride."

"And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for that meddlingSQUID"

Sora shrugged and kept walking...

WAS THE RACING FAIR AND SQUARE, IS SORA GOING TO IGNORE IT, AND WHAT HAPPENED TO RIKU, FIND OUT IN CHAPTER 6 FLASHBACK: RIKU'S OTHER DARK PAST...

Yeah about that...I lied The next chapter is on hold till further notice and there will be a different chapter instead of this one... ( Sorry people it's write's block) This is dlamp saving fair well...

 

Well, that was...original... but you never used the names of those companies anywhere in the story.

 

From reading so far, I'm liking this fan-fic you're making dlamp. Although there were tiny bits of mistakes in some chapters, which is alright ( I make mistakes too in my chapters). Keep up the good work.

 

the adventure of sora and riku: a fanfic:Author's note

Thank you all for read my fan-fic I truly thank it's your support and comments the keep me writing these chapters. I want to say few things about me. I'm dlamp as you know but did you know that I got the game Kingdom Hearts so your asking yourself how I found this website well I'd like to thank my friend... --K-H-A-- THANK YOU --K-H-A-- THANK FOR SHOWING ME THIS WEBSITE.

Now let me tell you about my thread. The adventures of Sora and Riku is basically 14 chapters of totally random,"Whoa didn't see that coming" things in them so of course Sora and Riku aren't gonna be in Hollow Bastion and Twight Town in every chapter so I put Sora and Riku in odd situations and they just go through them in an odd and unnecessary fashion and every chapter so more random than the last.

Let my explain the poll incident in August. You see I was read through poll Riku's Girl and thought 'Hey! I should do that with my chapters'. So I did and well...let's just say that I know not to do that again...

Well if you have any question about my fan-fic or me just P.M. me and I'll try to get to you.



LATER!!!!

 

The adventure of sora and riku a fanfic

A Link to the Past

Well bad new I still can't type in that 6th chapter so I besided to send in a link to something old... (trust me for once and something will make sense)In the Begining there was chapter one

 

Wow... that was really, really random.... lol :D

 

Kirby!

I love the way you added Kirby in it!
Kirby ROCKS!
<(^-^)>"It's true, I do!"

 

I'M BAAAACK!!!!

Yes! The Fantabulous, The Amazing, The Sensational, But NEVER duplicatable

DLAMP!!!​

is back with my most AWESOME chapter yet So HEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRE we GO!!!!

Chapter.... SIX:The Interview

Interviewer: Hello today we discuss all your questions about KH like is Riku really Emo,Sora relationship with Kairi,What is The Keyblade, And Much more. This is dlamp with:


!THE INTERVIEW!

Dlamp: Our first question is for Sora.

Sora: Goodie!

Dlamp: In KH1 Yuffie and Axel told you that the heartless feared the Keyblade. What was your first opinion?

Sora: Well my first opinion was 'if the Heartless fear the Keyblade so much why do they keep coming after me? I mean think about it. If you something do you attack constantly?

Dlamp: Good point Sora.

Riku: Yeah, but the wielder was just a fourteen-year-old boy.

Sora: Really, 'cause that fourteen-year-old boy kicked your butt.

Riku: Shut up Sora.

Sora: Make Me!

Riku: Are you trying to start a fight.

Sora: Maybe...

Riku: That it you've had this coming KEY-BOY!

Sora: What did you say Riku.

Riku: You heard me KEY-BOY!

Sora: That it! You've had this coming ever sense Hollow Bastion!



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Dlamp: Okay next question is for Riku.

Riku: Finally!

Dlamp: Are you really emo?

*Silence*

Dlamp: Riku?

Riku: YOU KNOW WHAT!?? THIS IS THE PROBLEM WITH KINGDOM HEARTS! THIS IS BETWEEN THE BORDER LINE OF DEEP AND EMO!! Look! It's not my fault that Ansem possessed my body to make me sound emo! YOU HEAR THAT ANSEM! I'M ON TO YOU!!!!


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Dlamp: sora this question is for vous.

Sora: 'Kay.

Dlamp: What your relationship Kairi?

Sora: Well I liked her in KH1 But then I saw Namine.

Dlamp: So you're cheating on Kairi?

Sora: No.

Dlamp: So then you're flirting with Namine to mess with her feelings

Sora: No!

Dlamp: So then you're cheating on both of them for a mystery girl.

Sora: NO!

Dlamp: Boy I'm glad I'm not you.

Sora: SHUT UP!!!

Dlamp: Fine Fine.


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Sora: Okay dlamp this question is for you.

Dlamp: Okay!

Sora: WHY DO PUT US IN THESE CRAZY ADVENTURES!!

Dlamp: 'CAUSE I CAN!! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!! AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME!!!





Yes this is a short chapter if you have a few questions of KH you want me to Answer in my own twist way P.M. me and You seem it in part 2,@,too,to,two!!!


Till then this dlamp wishing you fun and candy.


See 'YA

 

Entertainting and very funny. I liked it.

 

The Andeventures of Sora And Riku: A fanfic: Author's note #2

A brief sumary


Dlamp here to talk about my fanfic once again. I bet your reading this and say "what the heck is Dlamp writing about".

well sit down and read!! I'll get to it.

Now, in chapter one(if you read it) Sora and Riku team up to defeat Xemnas in my own little way, yes it was creepy but in my on way. In chapter 2-4 the Screwed up Boss Fight saga (S.U.B.-F. for short)...well the name explains its self. Anyway in Chapter Five Sora and Riku join together and travel the worlds starting with twilight town. Chapter six... well I decide to answer some BIG question about kh but don't worry Riku's other dark past willbe revealed... Soon but not now.

So there you have it readers my story has an actual plot to it.

Good-bye readers..for now.

 

The adventures of Sora and Riku: a fanfic

*Ahem* Last time on The adventures of Sora and Riku: a fanfic Riku was be carried away by the cops for being an internet pretador now we will see how Riku fairs in the D.H.E. ( Detention Home for Emos.

Chapter 7: Riku's other Dark Past


It was a dark cell,a wet cell too with terrible plumbing horrible food and--wait what was my point again?... Oh Yeah!

Riku was in the D.H.E. dealing with all it had to offer.

Such as the bright colorful rooms (that all the emos hated),listening to positive motivational CDs,and watching two hours of Dora the Explorer reruns.

"Let me out!" screamed Riku. "This is a mistake!,I was framed,I demand my freedom,my trailer,and my lawyer!"

"Shut up!" said the cop. You were caught red handed on myspace bloging about your triumph you foolish emo!!"

"Weren't you reading Ch. 6? I'M NOT EMO!!!"

"Well to bad."

Riku sighed and thought of how to get out of the D.H.E. I've got it. He thought. I totally forgot those idiot cops didn't take my Keyblade!. So Riku took his Keyblade ,cut the bars open,then ran off with a pack of cops behind him.

"Get back here!" yelled one of the cops.

"Never!" Said Riku. "You'll never take my alive coppers"

"You're right" Said the cop. "Cause you'll be dead when I get my hands on you, you annoy emo,"

Riku stopped and turned around.

"Call me emo one more time..."

The cop got closer to him and glared.

"one more time..."

The cop smirked at him.

"E..."

Then Riku swung his Keyblade as hard as he could at him.

*Conk!!*

The cop when flying across the hallway and hit the wall with a thud. Then Riku split the scene to catch up with Sora.

He was running towards the garage and found some police cars gassed up and ready to go.

"Bingo! This is my ticket to freedom," Then Riku started the car and peeled out.

The second he got and of the police station there were at least 15 cops after him.-- dear fans of my fanfic: if you've played Need for Speed: Carbon I think you know how this ends-- Then Riku spotted an uneven Billboard sign and slammed right into the loose girders. The sign swayed and wobbled untill it finally fall over and smash all 15 cop cars. And Riku finally escaped the cop,and spotted Sora at the Gummi Ship.

"Hey Sora!" Said Riku.

Sora stop and glared at Riku...


Why is Sora upset,Why is he so mad at Riku, Why am I still Ranting

To find out all the answers to these question and many more tune in for Chapter 8: The Rematch of a Lifetime: Sora vs. Riku.

By the way I'm gonna take a break for writing for quite a while so be please wait for my chapter 8

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! That was good.