The advent of apocalypse...

Dear Someone,

I'm still dead.

Why am I not alive yet?!

D:

Signed in Death,
Kid Hero

P.S.
._.

 

Dear Dead Person,

I'm too arrogant and stupid to revive you. Sorry.

Sincerely,
The Human Race.

 

Dear Mr. Hero,

We will get Buddha right to work on that.

Signed,
The Government

 

Dear Mr. Hero,

We're sorry, but you are not Jesus. Therefore, you may not come back to life. But if you're lucky, Buddha will reincarnate you as a rabbit or something.

Signed,
The Otaku

 

Dear Asshats,

Please tell Buddha to reincarnate him as a robot that constantly says "._."

It would be another amusing toy.

Kindly,
The Human Race

 

Dear Mr. Race,

That's a good idea.
*does that*

Signed,
The Government

 

Dear Socialist Totalitarians,

Thank you for listening to me FOR ONCE.

I LIEK 2 TYP IN CAPZZ,
The Human Race

 

Dear People,
You computers are crashed
from,Dell

 

Dear Mr. Race,

We have to do that ever once in a while, to keep order.

Signed,
The Government

 

Dear Human Race (and/or) The Government,

D:

*turns into a robot*

._.

Sincerely,
Kid Hero...... the robot

P.S.
._.

 

Dear Dell,

I don't care. At least my pet spider web that I named "Internet" is still alive.

Loves Computers, Now Hates Dell,
The Human Race

 

Dear Bambi,
Life goes on
from,
Shadow

 

Dear [insert your name],

Buy this new toy made by "The Government!"

All it does is make the ._. face!

That's it!

It's so boring you wanna throw it out in trash!

Throw it in the trash now!

And The government will kill you!

Sincerely,
Kid Hero The Toy Robot

._.

 

Dear Dell,

I'm sorry to tell you, but my computer is an HP.

Signed,
The Otaku

 

Dear Everyone Here,

I must leave now. Goodbye all.

And don't buy that toy.

Still Very Bored,
The Human Race

 

Dear Gov.,

Spoiler

Your little ESRB missed this when they rated Pokémon FireRed and Pokémon LeafGreen.

Signed,
The Otaku

 

Dear Mr. Otaku,

Are you familiar with the concept of subliminal advertising? Wouldn't want the Human Race dying out before we could kill them, now.

Signed,
The Government

 

Dear Govenor,
Please Past the tea
from, an EnglishGirl