The advent of apocalypse...

Dear The Devil,

I am a christian.

Sincerely,
Kid Hero

P.S.
._.

 

Dear The Government,

Who cares? I can do what I want.

Signed,
The Devil

Dear Kid Hero,

Who cares?

Signed,
The Devil

 

Dear Mr. Devil,

You obviously forget how your Demon Code works. You are obligated by the laws of existence to follow any and all contracts you make. Don't make us lock you down there again.

Signed,
The Govenment

 

Dear The Goverment,

So? I enjoy it down here sometimes. I get to torture little children and all of your mothers for free down here.

Signed,
The Devil

 

Please mister apocalypse, can I haz moar fire to burn my eyes out for Christmas? 8D

 

Dear Mr. Apocalypse
CC: The Government, The Devil, Crayon Warrior

How the hell did this get to three pages?

Always annoyed,
The Human Race.

 

Dear Mr. Race,

We have reason to believe that there are weapons of mass destruction in this thread.

Signed,
The Government

 

*cocks shotgun*

Yup... he he...

 

Dear Mr. Race

Miele aka Crayon Warrior/KK has had an excessive over dose of crack caffine this morning and is posting in the spamzone quite alot.

Yours truly,
Miele <3

 

Dear Incompetent Government of <Insert Country Name Here>,

You're the government. Do something about it!

Furious,
The Human Race

Dear Girl Who Fights With Crayons,

I made caffiene. You owe me.

Oh, I also made crayons. You owe me there too.

Mildly Amused,
The Human Race.

 

Dear Mr. Race,

Mission Accomplished. There were none after all.

Signed,
The Government

P.S.- The thread that we thought had the WMDs is housing a very dangerous group, so we're staying for maybe a couple more minutes.

 

Dear the people on here,
I'm sorry your phone call has been fowarded to a automatic voice message or you just have a messed up phone.
From,
The Phone Company

 

Dear the people on that phone,

We're listening to everything you say.

Signed,
The Government

 

Dear Mr.President
Mrs.President wants to have a word with you.
From,
Your Secretary

 

Dear Secretary,

You're fired.

Signed,
The Government

 

Dear Kid Hero,

you can SAY you are, but that doesn't mean you
wont go.
signed,
your worse Nightmare

 

Dear Mr.President
You better get down here or I'll send someone to beat you!!!!!!
From,
Mrs.President

 

Dear Mrs. President,

You're fired.

Signed,
The Government

 

Dear Mr.President,
You can't fire me.
from,
You know who

 

*grabs Chair, Sits paitiently and waits.....*