This is a story compiled from many members even though only one wrote it. They meant no harm in the making of this story and hope everyone can enjoy it. Characters in this thread were chosen unanimously by 18 members and are not meant to be exact reflections of who they represent. We will most likely continue the story later. Be warned it is long as it took six hours to write. Spoiler The sun rises as Xigbar.nom sings, “The Circle of Life.†We see the members of KHV wake up and travel to Spam Rock where the king, Misty, and her wife, Maka, along with What? ,flying up to them with his blue wings, reside. We see GuardianSoul walking between the gathered members up to Misty and Maka. GuardianSoul goes up to Misty and hugs her as they are long time friends. Misty goes up to Maka who is holding their child, Luxord, and cleans him with her tongue. GuardianSoul then pours some juice on him and picks him up. He takes him to the top of Spam Rock where he holds him up to the sky while the rest of the members down below them rejoice as the future new Admin is born. Then all is calm and Amaury, the brother of Misty comes out of his din to find his dinner, Maddie, crawling across the floor. What? comes in and scolds Amaury for not being at the new Admin’s arrival, which allows Maddie to escape. Angry at his loss of food Amaury attacks What? gobbling him up when Misty comes in and tells him to spit him out. They banter back and forth a bit until Amaury leaves to continue with his schemes. Time passes through KHV and Luxord is now a we little lad. He tries to wake Misty because she promised to teach him how to code that day. They go on their outing and while What? attempts to announce to Misty how KHV is fairing Misty allows Luxord to hack him. Unfortunately news arrives that members are posting spam in the Code Vault watering hole. Misty leaves What? to take Luxord home while she goes to combat the evil spammers. Luxord goes and visits his uncle Amaury. Amaury tricks Luxord into wanting to go to the Premium Graveyard. Luxord goes and finds his friend Rissy being cleaned by her mother, Wolfie. Unfortunately before he can tell her about the Premium section Maka forces him to be cleaned. They leave together with What? following them to Code Vault watering hole where they decide to trick What? Luxord and Rissy decide to sing a song which makes the other members of KHV dance allowing them to escape What?s view. They head to Premium Graveyard where they fight along the way ending up with Luxord getting beat up by Rissy. They accidently fall into the graveyard when What? arrives and tells them to go back. But before they can leave, Daxa, P, and Ace Phoenix trap them. Tricking them into an argument Luxord, Rissy, and What? escape if only for a little bit. The three crazy members chase after them and trap them against a wall. It all seems hopeless but then Misty arrives and chases the crazy members away. Sadness permeates in Luxord and Rissy as they return the Spam Rock. What? takes Rissy to her mother as Misty scolds Luxord for being in the Premium Graveyard and teaches him about how previous admins reside in the data tables watching over us. And all seems right. Daxa, P, and Ace start complaining about how Misty kicked their asses as they feel hunger in their abode, the Forum Families and Fanclubs Wastelands. Amaury arrives, disappointed in the failure of his followers inability to end Luxord’s life. He feeds a noob to them regardless and tells them of his great scheme to end Misty’s rein over KHV and for him to take his rightful place as Admin of KHV. He gathers the rest of his army of spammers and tells them of what they must do. A day passes and Amaury leads Luxord to the Current Events Gorge. Amaury tells him that Misty has a surprise for him and he has to wait there. Amaury leaves Luxord, taunting him of his hacking skills, saying that he might want to practice them. Little does Luxord know that the three spammers, Daxa, P, and Ace are preparing to spam. The signal is given by Amaury and they cause a spam rant which makes the other members go crazy with their replies. Amaury, appearing distraught and worried comes to Misty, telling her that there is a mass spam rant going on in the Current Events Gorge. She rushes to the scene and finds Luxord dangling from a post. What? attempts to leave for help but Amaury knocks him out. Misty leaps to Luxord and manages to put him in a safe thread but is swept away by the spam the members are creating. She climbs the threads attempting to get away from this disorder and finds Amaury up on top the threads. She reaches for him where he grabs her hands. “Long… live… the Admin,†he says to her and throws her off the threads down into the chaos below. Luxord cries for Misty as he watches her fall into the spam. The disorder fades and all is silent. Luxord searches for Misty and finds her lying still against a post. He calls out to her and attempts to wake her but to no avail. She has been banned. He snuggles up to her crying. Amaury appears with the setting spam and comes upon Luxord. He questions him of what has happened. Luxord explains that he was only practicing his hacking. His uncle tells him to depart causing Luxord to blame himself for Misty’s ban. He runs and Amaury sends Daxa, P, and Ace to ban him for life. He runs through the Departure Lobby and escapes them through its pointy branches. The three spammers yell to him that if he ever made an Introduction Thread that they’d ban him. There is sadness at Spam Rock as Amaury tells of Misty’s untimely ban. He also tells how Luxord had used his skills to ban himself for the fault of Misty’s ban. He says that there will be a new update. One where Forum of Amaury will combine with KHV and together there will be greatness. The members are worried over how things will settle as the members from the other forum enter theirs. GuardianSoul looks over Luxord’s profile page with a growing sadness in his face over all that has happened. Luxord, lost and knocked out, is found lying upon RP Arena by Finalform and Feenie who arrive upon the scene to scare the godmodders away. argue over the possibility of Luxord’s skills and decide to take him into their care. Wishing to run away forever attempts to leave but not before FinalForm and Feenie teach him about the Edit button. He is also taught “No Necrobumping†by the both of them which is the motto of their ways. They go into song and onto a care free life. Many years have passed since his arrival the RP Arena and Luxord is now a 1337 Hacker. Time, unfortunately has not been nice on Spam Rock. Amaury has turned it and the surrounding KHV area into a barren wasteland. No more members join and only spammers and premium members remain. What? has been caged up by Amaury and forced to entertain him. Daxa, P, and Ace come into Amaury’s lair inside Spam Rock. They complain to them that there are no more threads for them to increase their post counts in and nobody will give any rep. They tell him things were better when Misty was Admin. Objecting there words he forces them away into the wastelands below. After an engorgement of posting and hacking Luxord, FinalForm, and Feenie relax. They stare upon the data tables and question its existence. FinalForm thinks that its used to make Kelly laugh. Feenie thinks it is only there for Xaldin to delete. Luxord tells them that he was told that the previous Admins live there and watch over their posts. Finding Luxords idea ridiculous they laugh and he leaves to ponder his thoughts. Saddened he ponders over Misty’s ban and turns off his invisible status. He turns invisible again though before anyone can notice him. Yet, he was seen by one person. GuardianSoul saw that he was logged on. Curious as to how this can be he looks at Print Screen he took. Rejoicing in his find he leaves to find him. Posting in the RP Arena FinalForm and Feenie enjoy their freedom. Feenie, seeing a new thread wanders on over to it. Little does he know that he is being watched by an invisible member. Panicking he runs to the OOC Lounge but is quickly pursued by the hunting member. FinalForm tries to help him escape when Luxord starts and argument with the member. Unfortunately he loses and is surprised to find an older more buxom Rissy. Surprised by her arrival they dance the impregnation circle dance. Feenie and FinalForm question how Luxord knows this member and he tells him of their past. She tells them that he is rightful Admin of KHV and that Amaury has merged his forum and KHV together. They leave Feenie and FinalForm to worry about how Luxord will be leaving them. Together Luxord and Rissy wander through the RP Arena. Luxord showcases its beauties and they travel around accompanied by the KHV song that is now being sung by Kelly. They romp through the area and enjoy their time with each other. Rissy questions him of why he is here. Luxord does not wish to talk about it and the get into an argument. Luxord leaves Rissy as he is frustrated about his past. He shouts to the datatables, cursing it, questioning it. Why did things have to be this way? GuardianSoul appears humming the Chacarron. Annoyed by his presence Luxord tries to leave but then GuardianSoul mentions Misty. Surprised that he knows about Misty Luxord asks him how he knew her. GuardianSoul tells him to follow and he will show him to her. Running with ease GuardianSoul goes into Gaming Forest. Getting caught on its old threads Luxord has trouble going through it. He finally makes it to the Video Warehouse where GuardianSoul points to an old thread about a Luxord AMV that Heart made. There he see’s his true self. A time controlling nobody who trolls people by turning them into cards and dice. Knowing his true destiny Luxord sets off in a slow motion montage to Spam Rock. Rissy comes upon Feenie and FinalForm showing them her avatars and questioning where Luxord is. They though he was with her. GuardianSoul arrives and tells them that the true Admin has returned to Spam Rock. Finally arriving in the barren wastelands of his previous home Luxord scours the forum for any sign of activity. FinalForm, Feenie, Rissy, and GuardianSoul arrive to find him deleting spam in the Code Vault Watering Hole. FinalForm calls the place dead. Luxord then whispers his plan to Feenie and FinalForm. They go to the spammers and post a thread saying the original KHV rules. Wanting spam they chase them and reply to the thread. Luxord sneaks upon Spam Rock and watches his mother, Maka go up to Amaury. She tells them that all the members have left to the Sega Forums and that it is impossible for anyone to gain anymore rep crystals. Throwing her to the ground he claims that they will post on this forum. Luxord leaps into Spam Rock to protect his mother. Thinking that he is Misty everyone begins to praise him but he corrects them, telling that he is Luxord. Amaury confused by his return glares at the spammers for not getting rid of him. He attacks Luxord reminding him that he was the reason for Misty’s ban. Making him back up Amaury continues his attack on him saying that he should be banned for what he did. Losing his footing Luxord dangles from the top of Last Person to Post IV. The sky, gray in color, clouds up as Clawtooth wants it. Being the God of the fangirls that love his voice he makes things more epic by throwing lightning upon the ground igniting it into a towering inferno. Luxord, clinging to the thread attempts to climb up. Amaury comes upon him and tells of how this brings back a memory. He whispers to Luxord, the words falling from his mouth, stinging like acid into Luxords ears, “I…banned…Misty.†“SPAAAAAAAMMMER!†screams Luxord as he jumps from his thread and onto Amaury. He hacks him into telling the truth. The premiums jump at the chance and start to attack the spammers. Chaos is spread about as the land is filled with a red glow from the increasing flames. Spammers fall with the premiums. Feenie and FinalForm join the fray as does GuardianSoul who unleashes his AMV skills. FinalForm runs into What?s cage with Daxa, P, and Ace in pursuit but before they can derep them Feenie arrives and dereps them with an autoplaying video of Chacarron. Luxord searches for Amaury among the battle while fighting off many spammers. He spots him head to the top of Spam Rock where the 2011 KHV User Awards are. Entering the thread they are trapped. Luxord demands that Amaury leave the forum and must never come back. Amaury tries to sway Luxords hate by saying the spammers put him up to it. Daxa, P, and Ace overhear him and with evil smirks on their faces head down to the battle. Amaury starts to leave but attacks Luxord when his guard lowers. They duke it out in slow motion. Luxord uses Hacks. Amaury becomes enraged. Amaury used AdminCP. Luxord takes 50 damage. Amauy knocks Luxord to the edge of the forum and launches himself at him but Luxord catches him and tosses him over the edge and down onto Spam Rock. Amaury lands onto the Question Time thread. He attempts to get up when Daxa, P, and Ace come upon him. He calls them his faithful followers but they laugh. Daxa and P go back and forth questioning what Amaury had previously said on the User Awards thread. They ask Ace and all he does is laugh. He laughs and laughs and laughs. All the spammers come to Amaury as he attempts to stop them but all that can be seen is the spam created and Amaury trying to reply. The entire forum is engulfed in fire but it soon ends as Clawtooth allows the rain to fall ending the flames fury. Everyone tired from the battle watches as Luxord comes down onto Spam Rock. Nothing is said as GuardianSoul leads Luxord to AdminCP where he engages in a slow montage of his ascent. The members watch as he goes, the rain pounding off his avatar. He reaches the AdminCP and stands there looking upon the datatables. He Reps. He Reps everyone here can see. Shouting his victory to the datatables everyone starts repping everyone else. Time passes and the forum has come back to life. Members post threads everyday and rep people just because they can. There is a peace within every member and many join every day. Contests are held and even the older members come back. Luxord the Admin King stands on top of Spam Rock with Rissy. Feenie and FinalForm stand by them and What? rejoices around them. The entire forum is celebrating the day as GuardianSoul comes upon them with the child of RissxLux. He goes to the edge and raises above high upon him the member. His name is Xaldin.
Took me forever but I enjoyed thinking it up. I really do have to thank everyone for all the ideas and for the movie to create this.
This was very nicely written. My favorite parts were all the parts where I did something bad, except for the ending, because you killed me. =/ Anyway, 10/10.
I loved this story. One thing though. I think I deserved more then one line xD But I guess I'm not that important! :p I is hurt very very hurt xD I kid I kid! <3 I give it 10/10 :D
HAH! I loved how there was hardly any dialogue at all, really made it sound like an Epic. And I love the whole background of KHV. But what I really liked, was how random it was at times, and how I got lost here and there, but knew what was happening (Entirely my fault, I was too lazy to actually read one whole paragraph Word For Word) I love stories about KHV, always full of craziness and sure to make you smile.
LOL WOLFIE IS MY MOM. And I'm really surprised I'm in here still. Good job, though. I'd really appreciate if there were some spell checks coming through, and it's a den, I'm pretty sure is what a Lion stays in.
Well... your not a Lion in the story. The story is based off of the movie but the characters aren't the same species. Though I did give What? wings. I'll have to edit the story a bit. But that'll be later. After another story. *smirk*
And it was because I told you all to watch Lion King. xP It was good. Some parts made me chuckle, but the one I laughed at was "SPAAAAAAAAAAAMER!" Now every time Simba will come on screen and shouts, "Nooooo! MURDER!" I'm going to think to myself "Nooooo! SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!" So yush, nice story. It fit all together nicely into one big story instead of little parts as a summary of the movie. Just one question: How come I'm always the mother figure? ._.
I felt like you needed to be included. I plan on more of these and bringing back people in a Legend of Zelda way.
There are no words, just amazement..you're awesome Ace. Amaury as Scar, hilarious, your part was magnificent dude. Daxa as a Hyena xD You'll will never hear the end of that from me madam. <3
