Thanks, Reddit!

I'll never have to search for this again when someone inevitably asks about it

 

i like how even the explanations are nonsense in kh.

what the fuck

wait, what?

 

"So wait, who exactly is Ansem? I thought he was the evil tan guy in the first Kingdom Hearts?"

Have fun with this one.

 

"This guy named Xehanort betrayed Ansem and took his name"

 

"But why does this Terra guy look like him? And why is he younger in Dream Drop Distance? And how does he have a Keyblade sometimes?"

 

so wait who's diz?
is he ansem? is he the real ansem or the fake ansem? is he xehanort??? or ansem possessed by xehanort? or one of the many incarnations of xehanort? is he possessed by one of the many incarnations of xehanort? is he from the future? is he from an alternate dimension? is he dreaming? am i dreaming? inception? why does he wear red? if he can freely digitize anything he wants why is any of this a problem?

 

The most hilarious thing about KH is that the clearest, most unquestionable concept is also the vaguest:

"Kingdom Hearts is light!"

 

darkness is the hearts true essence

WHAT IS DARKNESS OTHER THAN BLACK MIST

 

Looking at what happened with Terra, dark skin and yellow eyes.

 

well yeah we gotta be able to tell who the bad guys are

OH WAIT

darkness isn't evil it's just misunderstood. riku can use darkness and light because he has white anime hair.

 

Xehanort possessed Terra to extent his life expectancy. In Dream Drop Distance they are joined by his teenage form through time travel. Young Xehanort has a keyblade because, well... he's a keyblade wielder

 

This is kind of random but I just thought of this: imagine if Xehanort transferred his heart into Riku's body like what happened with Terra o.o

 

I thought he fainted because he got tired...

 

Am I the only one who's thinking to himself, "But that's a post from Tumblr"?

 

I found it on Reddit
And I mean, it's not like either of them really can claim it, that's just an excerpt from the Ultimania