Th Earth is DOOMED!!!

Its funny how theres all kinds of ways that Earth could be destroyed! In a couple million years
the milkyway galaxy and Andromeda galaxy will collide and Earth as we know it will be destroyed!
(Its true) list some other things you've heard about that will end Earth FOREVER!

 

*throws a science text book at Dreadnought*

1. Quite a few billion years.
2. When that happens, scientists have calculated that will be only SIX collisions, and none are our sun.
3. Earth will be destroyed when the sun enters the red giant stage, become larger and smothering the inner planets. This will happen in 5 billions, way before the Andromeda collision.

 

Oh, I heard a really good one. If a black hole were to appear next to earth (I 4get how it might happen), then the world is going to get all stretched out, and then everyone and everything is going to get stretched in two, and all of the twos will get stretched into twos, and at the same time, the human body will be completely stretched out for what might be miles!!!!!!! It is painful, but sounds really f'en awsome. If the earth ends, then I want it to end like that (of course, that was number 10 in how the earth will most likely end). They said that the most likely way we all gonna die is through the gift of global warming ^_^

Don't it make you feel all warm and funny inside to realize that we all gonna die of global warming because humans are to stupid to stop using fossil fuels, when we already have the technology to move on without the use of fossil fuels?

 

Easy. Alien race arrives on movie reel looking discs, destroys every major city on Earth, at which time a group of oil rigsmen fly an expensive space shift into deep space blow up an Asteroid, and on the return trip are attacked by Aliens and Predators while the Earth is pulverized by the Death Star.

Any Questions?

 

i've got a few
mars attacks
indpedence day
war of the worlds