Tell me what's the best comeback for the most overused insult?

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  1. Laurence_Fox Chaser

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  2. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    Thought it was Hissora.
     
  3. Labrys King's Apprentice

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    Great idea! If only Karma didn't exist
     
  4. 61 No. B

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    your mom


    but it has to be said in a relaxed nonchalant manner, or else the hilariousness wont shine through
     
  5. Daenerys Targaryen ok

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    Actually the real problem I'm having is the fact that no one has ever said that to me

    I mean... the people who dislike me in real life are usually spineless, catty, basic bitches who act all tough around their other friends, but curl up into a ball of insecurity if confronted

    Just pretend that you don't give a ****. But don't talk about how much you don't give a ****. That would make it obvious that you care so much that you are overcompensating to tell people how much you don't care

    EDIT: IT MAKES SENSE JUST READ IT A FEW TIMES
     
  6. DigitalAtlas Don't wake me from the dream.

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    Perfect example.

    Fox wins. Fox always wins. Till we get a member named Chrome.
     
  7. Hayabusa Venomous

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    >most overused insult
    >doesn't involve one's mom

    Just checking, you live in the US?
     
  8. Britishism Gummi Ship Junkie

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    I know you are but what am I
     
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    I' d just do this, it usually gets the job done :
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    Shut up Marvin.
     
  10. Neku_Sakuraba Gummi Ship Junkie

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    LOL, that's new for me. :P I'll use it next time. In this part of Texas, it's "Your mom" or "You're gay".
     
  11. Arch Mana Knight

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    True Texans use their fists. If violence isn't solving your problems then you're not using enough of it.

    But don't actually start punching everyone. Apparently there's an "anti-punching everyone" law in place.
     
  12. Neku_Sakuraba Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Weird, there hasn't been any fights at my school yet. O_o NOT. A. SINGLE. ONE. This creeps me out, LOL.
     
  13. Laurence_Fox Chaser

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    Laws ruin all the fun.
     
  14. Labrys King's Apprentice

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    We don't use our fist in El Paso......we use guns and knifes and if lucky maybe a brass knuckle
     
  15. Sabby Sleepy Panda Assassin

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    Your face is an overused insult.