Tell me what's the best comeback for the most overused insult?

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  1. Labrys King's Apprentice

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    Yes where I live the most overused insult is "Nobody likes you" or "that's because nobody likes you". So hypothetically, if someone approaches you and tells you this what is the best comeback to the insult?
    I'm being real serious
     
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    A punch to the face. That's how we roll in Texas, bitches.
     
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  3. Labrys King's Apprentice

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    How did you know that I live in Texas? 0.0
     
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    I live in Texas. Everyone who knows me knows I'm the most Texan member on KHV.
     
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    "You've given me a lot to think about..."
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    I usually just throw outdated insults at them or use really big words that they fail to understand. Either way, I win.
     
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  7. Guardian Soul hella sad & hella rad

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  8. Labrys King's Apprentice

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    Honestly for the last minute I've been trying to define the meaning and I can't.
    Care to explain? I feel stupid XP
    Care to make a example?
    Not a bad idea
     
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  9. jafar custom title

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    whip out your dick.
     
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    "I know you've got some self-esteem issues, but could you stop projecting them onto me?"

    Idk, works for me most of the time.
     
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  11. Krowley Moderator

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    Possibility A) If some one doesn't like me, then there is something about me that they don't like.
    Possibility B) Something sad happened to that person and they now take their aggression out on me.
    Possibility C) They are a Jerk.

    Whether intentional or not, my response leaves them confused. (Or just dislike me more)
     
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    Now see, it's really difficult to operate on improvisation in such a situation. There are honestly too many variables in the situation to consider. However, there is the plain truth that I really do not care what a pathetic individual's clearly wrong opinion of myself is. If they have such a poor outlook on a being that is honestly superior in every way, then their outlook is flawed. And because of this pathetic outlook, they are honestly not worth my time. But honestly, if it such a matter of import that I humor them, then seven minutes is all I can spare to play with them.
     
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    That's the most overused insult there? That's weird. If you live in Texas: "Everything's bigger in Texas. Except your dick."
     
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    Pick one:
     
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    Not an insult when it's true.
     
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  18. Labrys King's Apprentice

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    Over here the most overused comeback is "So is your face!" or if they, for example, call you stupid you reply "Your face is stupid." It usually works, and when the sentence doesn't make sense they will say that and hten you say "you're face doesn't make sense". Works for me anyway >:3

    As for your comeback I would just laugh or look at them with pity and maybe pat them on the shoulder before walking off. Or Black Magic's idea.
     
    Ienzo, Oct 24, 2012
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