Telemarketers...

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  1. Hitokiri Shinigami Shinta The Demon Slayer

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    Are SO annoying...

    Post all the funny ways you've dealt with them here!:D

    I'll start:

    :lol:

    And there was this one time I pretended to be Bart Simpson when I talked to one!:lol:
     
    Hitokiri Shinigami Shinta, Mar 23, 2009
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  2. Cody Chaser

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    omg ur sooo clever gj!!!
     
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  3. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    I told them that the person that they were calling for died. I then proceeded to mask my laughing as crying and have a fake emotional breakdown over the phone.
     
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  4. Hitokiri Shinigami Shinta The Demon Slayer

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    :lol:​

    ...
     
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  5. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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    Rick rolling them seems fun.
     
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  6. Hitokiri Shinigami Shinta The Demon Slayer

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    I have gotta try that...

    I remember pretending to be Homer Simpson one time as well!:lol:
     
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  7. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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    I'm guessing you get A LOT of calls from telemarketers.
     
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  8. Hissora ahurhurhur.

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    lol same here
     
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  9. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    Lol
    Have you told them that the person is in Cape Canaveral training for the next space launch? It's awesome.
     
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  10. Rosey Chaser

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    omg me too.
    except then they asked for my mom. and I was like like "Shes planning the funneral, why would she want to talk to you right now you ungrateful *******!" and then started crying hysterically.
    My parents were sitting right next to me.
     
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  11. EvilMan_89 Code Master

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    telemarketer: can i speak to the head of the household?
    me: you can't. my grandma speaks japanese.
    telemarketer: ok! i speak Japanese too!
    my thought: oh sh**

    *HANGS UP*
     
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  12. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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    I seriously lol'd.

    A local radio show was doing pranks on telemarketers. I think they were saying that the person talking was an elderly man about to be killed by a dog.
     
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  13. Always Dance Chaser

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  14. Shade Tail Hollow Bastion Committee

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    TM: Hello, I am calling today to inform you that you have won a free iPhone!
    Me: ... Great. Send it to me.
    TM: Well, you need to get a few forms filled in, so we know where to send it.
    Me: You got my number didn't you? Why not use that number to find out where I live?
    TM: Sir, it's a little bit more complicated than that.
    Me: Whatever... Can you just do one thing for me though?
    TM: What's that sir?
    Me: Never call me again *hung up*

    Never got a telemarketer call in the past 3 months =D
     
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  15. P Banned

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    I almost want to sign up for some telemarketer programs just so I can do some of these. As it stands, I am usually eating dinner when a telemarketer rings, so I can't be bothered, or my parents wouldn't let me.
     
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  16. Always Dance Chaser

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    Same, I haven't gotten a telemarketer call in forever :(

     
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  17. Hitokiri Shinigami Shinta The Demon Slayer

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    I lol'd so hard at all these...
     
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  18. Firekeyblade Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Well....beats what I do. Besides, most of the calls i get sound prerecorded.
     
    Firekeyblade, Mar 24, 2009
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  19. Atlas Gummi Ship Junkie

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    I'm going to find you.
     
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  20. Rosey Chaser

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    I was waiting for someone to say that
     
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