TA Tragic Love story...

Of Captain Jack Sparow, and his jar of dirt. XD
THE STORY... enjoy...

Once upon a time our beloved Jack Sparrow fell in love...with a jar of dirt. At first, Jack was a bit skeptic, doubting his feelings, but even our Jack could not resist the jar of dirt's charms. The two became inseparable. Jack's friends did not understand, but Jack knew that what he had with the jar of dirt was something special. Against all perils, Jack sought out to find a heart for his precious jar of dirt, and he succeeded; however, the heart had belonged to a god of the sea, and this angered the god's minions. Jack then had to defend his jar of dirt against these said terrible beasties, fighting them on land and sea. Even after all of this, Jack's friends still did not understand, especially Will, who was quite jealous that the jar of dirt had won Jack's affections. Will confronted Jack, and Jack calmly explained his love for the jar of dirt, but alas, in that moment, Jack lost his hold on the jar of dirt and his world was shattered forever. In the aftermath of this terrible tragedy, Jack held a candlelight vigil for his lost love in the same place in which they had first met. Here Jack is plagued by memories of the jar of dirt, it being only a slight comfort that so many people came to pay their respects to the jar of dirt, even Jack's friends, who are still a bit confused by Jack's emotions but are willing to show their friend the support he needs in his time of grief. In the end, Jack falls back on his fondness of rum as he mourns the love he knows he will never be able to replace...

 

Interesting XD but cool

 

*bows* Thank you so very much.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSIHzprwuZI&feature=related

he stole it xD

 

Excuse me, but I'm a girl. 'Sides just telling everyone. xp

 

i need proof of that

 

You are soooooo rude. Look at my profile, and see my gender.

 

...you just figuring out I'm rude now? been here much?

 

Nah, I just never look at your posts so much. And why's it say 'vivi's dark side is just really nice? BIG LIE.

 

Calmie downie guys. we dont want world war 4 here. we want a nice peacefull disscussion withn people making fairly funny if not slightly insulting comments on the side. GOT IT!!!???

 

because i have over 350 rep, it says that when you get that.

 

Guys...... vivi is pwnsome. We must all admit to that. But if you think the earlier comment was out of line, then thats your choice, PL. vivi, i suggest you apologize. But tis a mere suggestion, from a phail like me.

 

I'd like to just put on the table that i've never apologised on this forum.

 

I'd like to stress it was a mere suggestion. But guys, i seriously dont want a flame war. This forum REALLY doesn't need it.

 

i was voted best flame war preventor of 2007, I stop them when i want cool:

 

This is the part where i bugger off, right?

 

we could always dance

 

I just think his comment was offensive. Nothing personal.

 

mweh, you wouldn't be the first to do so >.>

 

So... now what?