Swag is a feature now???

Ok so today I was at school transitioning classes. Three beautiful girls I knew passed by me shouting really loud in the hallway, "That guy is hot! I like his swag! His swag is really hot, I love his swag."
Ok basically I died after they said that.
So like people are judge on swag? Lol wtf is that suppose to mean?

 

How much useless junk was he carrying with him? That's what swag was five years ago, so I don't see how it could have changed since then.

 

Anyone who says swag without being ironic is a moron

 

How the **** do you even measure swag? Like, what the **** is it? Is it how you dress? Because that's called style. Is it an air of confidence? That's just being confident. Screw these kids with their stupid words that don't actually have a definition.

 

Basically this.

 

What if I'm using it to refer to an ornamental festoon of flowers, fruit, and greenery?

Oh, and there was also what it meant in 2007 when it referred to junk that people buy even though it has no noticeable use.

Here are some other valid uses of the word "swag."

 

This makes me think we're sitting in a retirement home and complaining about the kids these days.

 

I seriously can't wait until I'm elderly. It's going to be so fun to misuse slang left and right just to watch the volunteers who I'm pretending are my grandchildren cringe.

"Wow! That swag is so yolo!"

 

I hate this generation. Damn kids.

 

We are .

 

The website is just a big communal hallucination.

 

That swag is so "you only live once"?

How do I sentence????

 

I assume swag is short for swagger. So it refers to confidence or bluster rather than a physical trait.

 

All those stories about KHV being a real place are true.

 

I know right!? Like seriously what the **** does that mean? How do you judge someone on swag? What happened to personality? Jesus Christ

 

I just looked it up and it seems to come from the Scottish slang word, "swagger," which describes how some Scots walk (that is, with a swaying motion). Can Kitty confirm?

 

Her butt does indeed sway when she walks.

 

you ignorant.

 

Elaborate ?

 

No, thanks. In case it wasn't obvious, I was joking. But it's been a long day, and I don't have the energy or interest to maintain the joke anymore, so yeah. nevermind.