Suicide? Y/N (Now With Poll, NRA)

All of my Metallica, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Black Sabbath, Rush, Disturbed, and probably many more songs have mysteriously vanished off my hard drive.

 

Include a / option.

EDIT: DAMN YOU.

 

I like to troll you. Did it work?

 

This is what you do.

Step 1: Tie a chicken wire in the shape of a noose to the ceiling.
Step 2: Step on a stool.
Step 3: Slip noose around head.
Step 4: Glue hands to head.
Step 5: Kick stool away.

If you did this right the chicken wire should cut through your head giving the impression you ripped your head off.

 

Holy crap, that's freaking awesome. Can anyone top this epic suicide?

 

eh, my get-over-it time was a record .0000001 seconds.

 

Fix'd .

 

With every song that's lost, John's epenis gets smaller.

It's shrinking at an alarming rate D:

 

inorite? D=

 

How small is it now?

 

.5 inches. It's getting bad.

 

A funny idea of mine is to fill an inflatable pool with gummy bears then jump from the top of a fairly large building into the pool. The funny part is to see if anybody actually eats on of the gummy bears with your splattered body all over it.

 

****, it's smaller than Saki's irl penis.

 

I know I would...

amirite? AMIRITE?

*raises hand for high 5*
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Come on guys...dont leave me hangin.

 

I know. We need to act fast. Anyone know a quick route to Oz?

 

*high five*

 

The Yellow Brick Road, silly.;D

 

Come on John!

You can ask the wonderful wizard for a new penis!

 

And you could ask him for some stalker repellent! And Haseo could ask him for some more hentai manga! Let's go!

 

I cannot laugh. May I join your quest to find the Wizard of Oz?