Suggestions for getting neighbors to shut up.

Well, I suppose screaming "Kill it with fire" here would be an understatement...

 

Lol, I just finished watching that video. xD

 

Guys, keep in mind I live in a dorm.
So Kitty, hiding in the back garden isn't an option because there is no back garden.

 

The only sensible option is to play Angry Cats with them.
It's like Angry Birds, except you throw Cats. And instead of Pigs, you throw them at your neigbours.

 

In order to defeat the neighbor, you must become the neighbor.

... or just do what Misty said.

 

Call the police.
File an anonymous complaint about the situation.

Make it someone else's problem.

 

Tie a rope around the handle of their door to the handle of another noisy neighbour so they can't get out. It's what our mum used to do when we were bad.

 

[video=youtube;qSSJeyXi0Jw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSSJeyXi0Jw[/video]

That sums up my suggestion.

 

Sneak in next door through the window,hide under one of their beds.
Wait until they turn out the lights and get on the bed.
Crawl out from under the bed with weapon of choice,and ask do they want to play doctor and patient,with real blood.
Then surgically remove thier vocal cords.

Works every time.

 

Enter the room in a startling and dramatic matter, presumably by rolling and/or via the ceiling.

With an assertive yet polite voice, inform them that the noise they are causing is currently being bothersome to much of the dormitory in itself. Ask that they may reduce the noise level as to make the area comfortable for all folk. If they begin questioning yourself, ignoring you, or act aggressively defiant towards yourself, continue your questioning on and on. Eventually you may talk about their feelings and why they continually act in such a manner. Assist them in getting over their past experiences or problems and make everyone happy. Now you can all play cards and have fun and the like and then you leave and hurrah you have made friends instead of murdering the poor folk. Or as an alternative you may roll into the wall and the like.

 

Put on a movie where they kill somebody. Put the vol really high for they can hear it. They will think you killed somebody then they will shut up.... Or you could just kill them up to you.

 

Express order a giant trampoline to their dorm, while they are aggressively denying buying said trampoline sneak into the house and replace all of the drinks with nyquil. Once they are all "sleeping" rent a moving truck and make it appear as if they were moving out, when they all come to tell them that they were moving out and need to hurry up to their new home in the Himalayas.

/inception'd