Suggestions for getting neighbors to shut up.

I could use some.

 

kill them

 

This.

Also, slow forum is slow and annoying internal server error is annoying.

 

Have you considered duct taping their mouths shut?

Works every time.

 

Politely fire a few shotgun rounds into their wall. That should solve it.

 

Just yell shut the fuck up really loudly in a deep voice.

 

Today's lesson: Use a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun.

 

Gun+gun=Mecha-Gun

If that fails, then they're either Slitheen, Nestene duplicates or just crazy.

 

Hide in the shadows in their back garden and scream like crazy.

 

And it might have the nice side effect of killing them.

 

Beat them to death using their household pet.

If they have an annoying, yappy dog, i strongly recommend using that.

 

Make sure to count the shadows before you do this. One wrong move and not even my sonic can save you.

 

khv members are so violent.

 

Fine. Why not show them this? It'll shut them up and make them fangirl.

Their gender will be irrelevant.

 

Well, i didn't know you were into that kind of pornography but okay. Cool.

 

Start a noise war. Maybe eventually they'll understand the point you're trying to make.

 

#1 class world. Especially Battle Engie, so fun <3

"How about a gun that shoots another gun that shoots chainsaw bullets?"

"Kallen gets the robot."

Psh noooo, we just have a lot of pent-up aggression and this is our only viable outlet. :L

 

^This.

Or just ask. If that doesn't solve, then scream too. Two can play the same game.

 

...I wonder how many of these suggestions are sensible...

You must condition them, evertime they are noisy you set them on fire until eventually they associate their noise with the pain of burning...