Stupid things that someone you know did.

I was at a BBQ and this man decided to pee in the corner with all his friends surrounding.
The hostess was pissed.
No pun intended.

 

Ugh...Haley, bad pun. XD

Forgot one; back in January my car was getting the oil changed on top of a couple of other necessities. I'm waiting in the lobby when the mechanic looking at my car wants me to come take a look at it. I prepare myself for their usual "You need X" spiel where they try to sell you stuff.

"D'huh, your fluid is blue."

Uh...what?

"Your transmission. It's blue."

Let me see that.

The guy was dipping the tester in the well where windshield wash fluid goes. The stick was bright blue.

My car's been nicknamed Preggers ever since.

 

Got up in the morning at about 6.00pm on a Saturday, thought it was school, got ready, went off, got to school, then realised it was Saturday.

Stupid me O.o

I also, jumped of a house, without a trampoline.......

Fell of monkey bars.

Got slapped by a girl :(

I have done lots of stupid things in my life.

I'm stupid like that :D

 

My friend told me one today. She said she was talking to her stepdad and he told her he had no idea where Ireland was. She told him it was near England, and he said he didn't know where that was either. She then responded with, "You're a grown man and you don't even know your geometry?"

She thinks he might have been joking, but the geometry thing was an actual mistake. She feels so stupid about it. XD

 

Heh. I know a kid who wanted to blow up some rockets in a pipe in a construction zone.
Yeah...what a friggen' tard.
I dunno if he did it, or not, but either or he is super stupid.

 

I was at one of my friend's house and my other friend went on the roof of her house just to get into the window since he didn't like it they were all outside and waiting for her to come home to unlock the place for us.. My friend when she came home was so shocked at how he got in.

 

Today at school it was a really nice day. We were allowed onto the school field.

At some point, someone tripped up. Someone then decided to shout "Pile on Luke A!!!"

So they did so, and it was fine because there wasn't many of them, but then the Year Nines and Seven joined in and the poor guy got crushed.

It was really funny; they all had their story to tell. I didn't join in, and just as well too as EVERYONE involved got really told off by the NASTIEST teacher in our WHOLE SCHOOL!

But it was still funny =D

 

Oh!

A load of the people in my class decided to shout treble 6 outside out rs teacher's room.

It was nasty. She got really upset.

 

I managed to give myself a giant scratch on my leg with my fingernail. It's like 5 inches long.

 

Well my cousin has this huge POSION IVY infested forest on his property and he and my brother love going in there well now as you can guess their entire bodies are both covered in posoin ivy oh and another thing we make forts all the time whenever we go over there (and yes they are usaully in the posion ivy infested forest :/) and well my cousin decided to booby trap his I ran through didn't get hit once well he ran through and ended up twisting his ankle trippin on one of the traps he made just goes to show you watch where you are running.

 

You know, you can find a ton of these types of stories here:

http://www.fmylife.com/

I love that website. :D

 

My younger sister was doing her hair one day, and she couldn't get the front bits to go in the scrunchie, so she shaved off the bits that she couldn't do.

She then realised what she had done, and tried to stick it back on with a glue stick.

She had this little stubbly bald patch right at the front of her head for months before it finally outgrew and caught up with the rest of her hair.