Straight Men to Have Casual Sex with Each Other

Amaury · Nov 29, 2013

Well, what are your guys' opinions on this?

I happened to find the article via this thread on another forum. Seeing as I support homosexuals, it doesn't bother me if straight men or women want to pop over to the other side sometimes, but I think it's just a weird article in general.

I think this is okay in Current Events, but feel free, staff, to move it to Discussion if it's more appropriate there.

Straight Men to Have Casual Sex with Each Other

Source: The Daily Mash

Published: 11/28/2013

The Daily Mash said:

HETEROSEXUAL men are to address the gender imbalance in appetite for casual sex by just doing it with each other.

A survey showing women want less casual sex than men has prompted straight guys to look at the numbers, face facts and start dating each other.

A new rota system will see one in three dates become male-male, with men expected to quickly overcome initial doubts about their sexuality for the guarantee of a shag at the end of the night.

Heterosexual roofer Stephen Malley went on a date with chef Nathan Muir last night, and said: “I was nervous at first.

“But we bought our own drinks, had a really interesting conversation about the best way to kill a polar bear with a blunt instrument, and ended the evening with fantastic sex unsullied by even a hint of affection.

“Afterwards, instead of cuddling, we watched The Expendables 2 on Blu-ray, including the extras which had some interesting stuntman interviews.

“And the next day my phone sat in blissful silence without a single needy text or call. Not until three days later, in fact, when he texted ‘Want to come round for a curry, FIFA 13 and a shag?’

“I think I’m in love.”
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Patman · Nov 29, 2013

That would make them bisexuals in my book but whatever. More importantly that "article" mentions no source whatsoever, not even an author, and sounds completely trollish. If that wasn' t the final nail in the coffin for you here' s another quality piece of news linked on the same page : http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/...nded-to-promote-shopping-frenzy-2013112981548

Amaury · Nov 29, 2013

Patman said: ↑

That would make them bisexuals in my book but whatever. More importantly that "article" mentions no source whatsoever, not even an author, and sounds completely trollish. If that wasn' t the final nail in the coffin for you here' s another quality piece of news linked on the same page : http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/...nded-to-promote-shopping-frenzy-2013112981548
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In that case, this can probably be locked. I'd rather not start a discussion on something false.

Jayn · Nov 29, 2013

Locked upon request.

[ also that Black Friday article gave me a good laugh so thank you for that ]

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