~*Storytelling Thread*~

Alright... tell everybody something that happened to you! It can be something that just happened or something from 20 years ago... it doesn't matter! just post a story and be sure to make a comment on the story before yours XD

I'll start it off:



Okay... so I was walking home from school one day... and I was walking with my sister... I was listening to my mp3 player so I wasn't really paying attention... I just waited to cross the street when she did... because there were alot of cars since it was the main road of our neighborhood... and when she started crossing, I crossed... but a car was speeding faster than it should've been and we ended up almost getting run over ._.

 

well...
~KKs day back at high schooll~
So, when i was put into my class, it turned out that we only had 13 kids in it...
me: HOMAHGAWD
friend: wah?
me: OUR CLASS IS ORGANIZATION XIII!
friend: uh...good for you
me: SHOTGUN NUMBER 9!
friend: I WANNA BE 8!
me: okay~
Then, i went up to random kids in my class asking them to pick a number between 1-13
(later on)
me: im bored
friend (John): ya same
science teacher: okay, we're goin to learn about electricity, now a negative charge and positive charge atrract, like boy and girl attract, but 2 girls, and 2 boys...its not right!
me: what if theyre bi-sexual?
teahcer: ...
me: lol
whole class: hahahaha
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ya thts my life story from a week ago owo

 

A day in the life of RRMS~


~Peoplez~
RRMS/Jamie
Emily
Theresa
Sarah
Teacher

Emily, Theresa and Sarah are mah BEST friendz.
This is last year.

RRMS: -arrive at school-
Emily: Hi.
RRMS: TEH SHINIGAMI"S LIEK APPLEZ
Emily: Youu've been saying that for over a week, are you healty?

-Recess-

RRMS: SHINIGAMIES PWN! MUA HA HA HA!
Emily: I'm worried for her health.
Theresa: Dont worry, She's always like this
Sarah: Yea... >.>
Theresa: ZOMG KITTY!!!!

-in class-

Teacher: JAMIE!
RRMS: Say wha?
Teacher: Were you listening?
RRMS: no...
Teacher: STAY IN AT LUNCH TIEM!! :roar:


And yeaaa./.
>.>​

 

God sent me here to help you guys get along and learn of his true message and love. It was cool at first, but then I tried gelato. Screw you guys and your salvation.

 

oohhh... Gelato ish good... XD XD



I gots another story... >_> I decided to wear a naruto headband today in Drama class... And I was just sitting there quietly and minding my own buisiness... when half of the class just started pointing at me and laughing out of nowhere... I was depressed for the rest of the day... Until I got on here... XD

 

>.>
<.<

-stealz headband-


RRMS: OMFG! I LIEK PIE!
Cousin: -facepaml-​

 

story tiem!
my daddy maked me a pie, then he eated half of it ;~;
THE END~

 

Ohhh... hmm...

It was during Halloween when I decide to wear my brand new Sora Halloween costume to this Halloween compition place, where I signed up for the look-alike contest.

So I took my number, gave a picture of Halloween Sora and waited. I kinda was mad at myself for not being able to make a wig for my costume-I had the pumpkin thing, but my hair was just it's normal long self.

So all of a sudden this little kid out of no where ran by me and dropped his wig-which looked EXCACTLY like Sora's hair. I was about to give it back to the kid when he ran into his mom's car and drove off. So I decided to use the wig for my costume.

I won first place and a pile of candy ^_^

~I think I still have some of the candy with me -_-...

 

lolz I just realized there's two glasses of water on my desk...



zomg my friend just sended me a text message! D= She's mad at meh!




ANYWHO...




Wait, what were we talking about again? :sweatdrop:











Oh yeah! Storytime!




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I forgotted mah story.​

 

Okay, so this happened.... I don't know when anymore.. Okay.

-School cafeteria-
Jenni (one of my classmates): You know, doesn't Ojala (one of my best friends) look like a turtle?
Me: Your right. Exept that turtles eat something.
Ojala: Hey!! I do eat something!!
Me: Yeah? Then what's that? *points at a plate filled with untouched food*
Sami (another friend of mine): What animal do I look like??
Sarita (Jenni's friend): You look like a seal. And I look like a badger, I guess.
Me: Badger? Where?
*nobody notices*
Jenni: Oh, and you. *points at me* You look like a koala bear.
Me: I'm not a koala!!

-later that day, biology-

Me: *notices a photo on Sami's shapner* You think I look like a koala??
Sami: Um, yes...
Me: I. AM. NOT. A. KOALA!!!!!

 

Okay This Was In School

Friend:What Are You Listening Too?
Me:AFI
Friend(Starts Mouthin' Words Like my music is Too Loud)
Me:Yer Lookin' Nice And Stupid Mouthin Words.
Friend(Continues Mouthing Words)
Me: Y'know I have Music On Pause Right?
Friend:Oh Shi-!
​

 

Story time:

Before time began, there was...the Cube.

But that has nothing to do with this story and the author just likes that line for the amount of crack she can come up with for it. Our story actually began twenty-one years ago with the birth of a very special girl. A girl named...well, her real name is not important and she doesn't like it anyways, so we'll just call her Kirii.

Kirii is, as we just said, a very special girl.

She was dropped on the head one time too many. At age three, she discovered beer. At age seven, she cut her brother's hand with a butter knife that had butter on it. At age ten, she discovered anime. When she was in high school, she was introduced to the good anime, such as Ruroni Kenshin and Ghost in the Shell. This was also the time that Kirii was introduced to slash. At first, it was a harmless interest and by the time she was sixteen, she'd started writing it. She's been writing it ever since. Though she has many fandoms that she writes for, she's most popular for her Kingdom Hearts and Transformers slash.

And while she's popular with other slash fans, there is a certain...something missing.

A life.

Moral of the story: Kirii writes slash and has no life. This may happen to other slashers or it may not, but be forewarned. Slash is a drug. You need a special liscense to slash safely. Kirii doesn't have that liscense. Kirii is wanted by the Save the Ukes Federation. If you know how to contact her, call the Save the Ukes Federation at 1-800-643-SEME.

And don't ask why our number is SEME.

 

Once upon a time

Once upon a time, There was a little Bulvarian village named Halsedugendorfensmooglehoofen. (Try saying that five times fast, XD)
Everyone in this town was happy. Happy little Halsedugemdorfensmooglehoffians. Then came along the annual tossing of the fly paper festival. Everyone was happy.

Then, just as the fly paper queen was crowned, a tiny dot appeared in the sky. Every happy villager looked up to the tiny dot that got bigger and bigger. All of a sudden, the dot was larger than the village. People screamed, and ran. The mayor made out with the fly paper queen in front of his wife and children, and the Local polka Pub was alive with Death Metal.

The tiny dot dropped on the tiny, squished people. Making them no longer happy, but sad.......and Two-Dimensional.

Thus the begining of the beautiful land of........
(A moldy wood sign in front of a horrible city with fumes and nuclear plants and rivers of sewage above ground. The sign reads, "Welcome to Pittsburg."

YAY! PITTSBURG!!! GOTTA LOVE THEM PIRATES!!! AND STEELERS!! WHOOT!!
I know what your thinking. How could Pittsburg end up in Bulvaria? It's simple. you see- (Computer crashes and post is auto-saved and posted, and locked from any further editing.)

 

god and his room mate were arm wrestling so god was about to lose so god farted and lit his lighter then that intensifeid the fumes so it smelled worse so his room mate said "dude that is nasty" then god wins the arm wrestle match god says "yeah in your face" so the fumes from his fart formed the universe soon life began. that was the story of the universe

 

Okay, Here's my story..

I was walking home one day, and some other kids that were walking home shouted that they saw a deer.
But I didn't see any deer..

P.S. I bet this story sucks..

 

one time there was an ugly barnacle.... he was so ugly that everyone died...
the end
heh...
okay anywho i was jk

one time i took a potato chip... AND ATE IT